Rick and I stumbled over the Best Costume Idea Ever tonight, when discussing Jess' "sexy noun" costume complaint:
Sexy Terri Schiavo.
That's right.
Sexy Terri Schiavo.
We're talking red high heels, messily applied, drooled-all-over lipstick encircling her periodic moan-issuing lips, eyeshadow smudged over slack eyelids, glittery mousse in the ole "my vegetative hands chopped this themselves" hairstyle, and a hospital gown all pinned back into a tight little nighttime number (comes with revealing backside slits!). She can play "Follow the Balloon", waving it around in a sexy manner and fluttering her eyelids suggestively. She cultivates mystique by only communicating through head-bobs. Her silky moans will be siren calls.
Best of all, this costume works well when both sober AND drunk!
shauna [email] said at 1:00 PM 10-28-2005: i'm going as a handicapped slutty nurse. the B&D heels i foolishly thought i could walk in are for laying, not walking. hence, the brace-crutches. and garters. hell yeah.
myriam [email] said at 1:04 PM 10-28-2005: As Jess relayed the story: Jess and a friend of hers were talking about how every girl always takes some regular thing and just sexifies it for halloween. Like, sexy nurse (of course!), sexy angel, sexy teacher, sexy astronaut, whatever. So, Jess' friend said that this year, she too would sexify a noun and go as... SEXY PIZZA. I love this idea.
jess [email] said at 5:20 PM 10-28-2005: BEST FUCKING IDEA
Carla there is a store here called Rotofugi that has all kinds of imported toys and they have a Totoro and I think of you and Kara and Abby every time I go past it. ps I am bringing all of you guys stuff when I come home.
