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In the Blue Corner.....

Hey, you fucks who have been robbing men in Chicago.... John is ready for you!

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[ posted by meredith at 02/12/2006 01:37:20 AM ]
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meredith [email] said at 1:39 AM 02-12-2006:
Ready to Kick Ass

That's right. He's got headgear too! He will NOT be MUGGED!!

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meredith [email] said at 1:40 AM 02-12-2006:

He even drinks his BUD with his GLOVES ON!!

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meredith [email] said at 1:41 AM 02-12-2006:
Don't Look Back

That's right. He's ready. For YOU. Fuckers.

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myriam [email] said at 11:44 PM 02-12-2006:
hott.

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meredith [email] said at 1:41 AM 02-12-2006:
Ah, if only we could post the videos.

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meredith [email] said at 2:45 AM 02-12-2006:

Oh no! Animal Steel Jr. has come to train!! How will John cope?

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meredith [email] said at 2:47 AM 02-12-2006:

Animal Steel Jr. has much training in the destruction of muggers. Who will win? Who. Will. Win.

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jess [email] said at 2:55 AM 02-12-2006:
Oh, man, Jeremy's wrestling singlet, captured for all time on Killoggs.

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ed [email] said at 7:46 AM 02-12-2006:
At this point, I'm GLAD the videos aren't linked.

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meredith [email] said at 2:56 AM 02-12-2006:
John Fuels Up Against the Dark Forces!

Bets are being placed. Your local operators are standing by.....

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meredith [email] said at 2:57 AM 02-12-2006:

John strikes first!!! He might be victor after all!!!

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meredith [email] said at 2:59 AM 02-12-2006:
Animal Steel Dominates!!

But hark!!! It appears the fight will not be won so easily!!!

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ed [email] said at 7:47 AM 02-12-2006:
A punch to the jimmies seems imminent here.

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meredith [email] said at 3:01 AM 02-12-2006:
Choose you're own adventure. Who do you think shall be victorious?

Go to page 5 for Animal Steel Jr.

Go to page 7 for John. Just ... John.

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meredith [email] said at 3:02 AM 02-12-2006:

They battle mightily!! Who shall triumph!!

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meredith [email] said at 3:04 AM 02-12-2006:

Animal Steel Jr. says, "Only for Jess!!! I love her! Only for Jess!"

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meredith [email] said at 3:13 AM 02-12-2006:
Animal Steel Jr. has a leg up!

Animal Steel Jr. puts John in an airplane spin!! He cries, "This is for Jess!!!"

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meredith [email] said at 3:15 AM 02-12-2006:

"This is for Myriam!!!" cries the yet unbeaten John!

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meredith [email] said at 3:18 AM 02-12-2006:

The gloves come off!

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meredith [email] said at 3:21 AM 02-12-2006:

You didn't think we meant that literally did you? Well. We did. We sure as fuck did.

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meredith [email] said at 3:31 AM 02-12-2006:

Boxer John seems to be triumphing!!

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kate [email] said at 7:12 PM 02-12-2006:
HILARIOUS!

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meredith [email] said at 3:32 AM 02-12-2006:

and Stay down!!!

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john [email] said at 4:15 AM 02-12-2006:

What do you think?!?!?! (our digicam gave out... this is on cell phone from now on... that's right, bitches, we're that hard. core.!!!!)

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brandon [email] said at 4:18 AM 02-12-2006:
Call me morbid, call me pale, but I think it's really crappy to treat Morrissey like that. He's a guest in our country. And he's a beautiful man.
He's going to go back to Manchester and tell them all that we're a bunch of wanton thugs.

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meredith [email] said at 12:54 PM 02-13-2006:
Jeremy and I have been laughing about this comment for the past two days.

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john [email] said at 4:21 AM 02-12-2006:

He may rejoice too soon!??!

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meredith [email] said at 4:36 AM 02-12-2006:

Don't count Animal Steel Jr. out just yet!!!!

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meredith [email] said at 4:38 AM 02-12-2006:

But no, but no... it seems that everyone has chosen page 7 this round.... yes... it is ... JOHN!!!! JOHN. IS. VICTORIOUS!!

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reggie [email] said at 8:56 AM 02-12-2006:
The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is you do NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB...or post pictures on Killoggs.

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julie [email] said at 7:15 PM 02-12-2006:
You and your sepia tone...

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meredith [email] said at 10:22 AM 02-13-2006:
I do love the sepia.

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myriam [email] said at 11:44 PM 02-12-2006:
so, meredith.... uh... can i borrow those gloves?

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meredith [email] said at 10:23 AM 02-13-2006:
They would probably fit you better than they fit John. They were a bit small on him.

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myriam [email] said at 12:50 PM 02-13-2006:
I think John may be, um, falling down the stairs in the near future.

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meredith [email] said at 12:53 PM 02-13-2006:
I suspect a hidden meaning here which I am just not getting for some reason.

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myriam [email] said at 1:16 PM 02-13-2006:
"Hey John, what happened to your eye?"

"...I fell down the stairs. Just fell down the stairs. Nothing wrong here."

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meredith [email] said at 1:20 PM 02-13-2006:
Ha ha ha!!! You want to box with John?! Ha ha ha!!!

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myriam [email] said at 1:35 PM 02-13-2006:
box with... sure, whatever you want to call it!

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meredith [email] said at 3:15 PM 02-13-2006:
Ewww!! Get your own gloves!!

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john [email] said at 12:40 PM 02-13-2006:
This special night brought to you by Budweiser and Killians.

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meredith [email] said at 12:52 PM 02-13-2006:
I called my mom today for her Anniversary. She said, "So I saw John and Jeremy duking it out on Killoggs. They look like they had fun. Where did Jeremy get that outfit?"

Jeremy said he's never drinking again.

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