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i will work on killoggs again one day - josh

A blog arrived just the other day
Came to the web in the usual way
But there were records to press, and bills to pay
It learned to post while I was away
It was linking before I knew It
And as it grew
Killoggs said, "I’m gonna be like you, Josh you know I’m gonna be like you"

And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little blog blue and the man in the moon
When you comin home son I don’t know when, We'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then.

Killoggs turned four just the other day
It said "thanks for the clubs dad, come on lets play
can you teach me the codes?"
I said "Not today, I’ve got a lot to do"
It said "That’s okay"
It walked away and it smiled and it said
"you know I’m gonna be like you, Josh
you know I’m gonna be like you......"

And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little blog blue and the man in the moon
When you comin home son I don’t know when, We'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then.

It came from college just the other day
So much better than Friendster I just had to say
"Killoggs I’m proud of you, can you sit for a while?"
It shook his head, and it said with a smile
"What I’d really like Josh, is to borrow McCarthyism
See you later, can I have that please?"

And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little blog blue and the man in the moon
When you comin home son I don’t know when, We'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then.

I’ve long since retired, Killoggs has moved away
I called it up just the other day
I said "Id like to see you if you don’t mind"
He said "Id love to Josh If I could find the time.
You see my spin-off site’s a hassle, and the servers have the flu.
But It’s sure nice talking to you, Josh, Its been sure nice talking to you........"
And as he hung up the phone It had occured to me
He'd grown up just like me, my blog, was just like me..............

And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little blog blue and the man in the moon
When you comin home son I don’t know when, We'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then.

[ posted by meredith at 08/16/2004 11:52:46 AM ]
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josh [email] said at 11:54 AM 08-16-2004:
Step away from the computer.
art said at 12:29 PM 08-16-2004:
this is awesome!
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ed [email] said at 1:14 PM 08-16-2004:
Brought a tear to my eye...
nelson [email] said at 9:22 PM 08-16-2004:
That's hilarious!

The only thing missing is a verse in which Josh scolds the site for not teaching it's member on how to properly post links.


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