StanistGirl23: my child will not have noisemaking toys or obnoxiously colored things
omgwtfs: i googled "baby supplies"
StanistGirl23: supplies
StanistGirl23: pleasant earth tones, and books
StanistGirl23: the most boring baby ever
omgwtfs: hahahaha
StanistGirl23: i'm fuckin serious about the noisemakers, though
StanistGirl23: fuck that shit
StanistGirl23: motherfuckers are loud enough without "my first orchestra"
omgwtfs: http://www.cottonbabies.com/
omgwtfs: hemp diapers
omgwtfs: awesome
StanistGirl23: cloth diapers are the scourge of motherhood
omgwtfs: what is so wrong with cloth diapers?????
StanistGirl23: i will have pampers. lots of pampers.
StanistGirl23: you have to wash them
StanistGirl23: that's what
StanistGirl23: and they leak.
omgwtfswede: what do you think they did before disposables?
StanistGirl23: that's what else.
omgwtfs: http://www.cottonbabies.com/product_info.php?cPath=60&products_id=328
omgwtfs: plz dont get one of those
StanistGirl23: well, i don't live in 1947. i use tampons, too ... do you want me to throw away my cell phone and my refrigerator and my car, and go back to the days of cloth diapers?? fuck that!!! i've earned the right to live well!!!!
omgwtfs: lol
omgwtfs: yeah but landfills
omgwtfs: your baby will generate acres of diapers
StanistGirl23: yeah, well, let some other pc granola mother worry about that
StanistGirl23: i'm not keeping a load of shit-filled cloths sitting around my house
StanistGirl23: i'll just get it a litter box, how abouthat?
omgwtfs: well you have to wash them katie not leave them around the house
omgwtfs: LOL
omgwtfs: i like that idea
omgwtfs: maybe a bird cage?
omgwtfs: just change the newspaper
StanistGirl23: right, so instead of just my laundry, joe's laundry, and all the dirty baby clothes, i'll also go ahead and wash upwards of ten shit-filled cloths every single day
StanistGirl23: yes, they go that much
StanistGirl23: and baby shit is NASTY
omgwtfs: there has to be a better way
StanistGirl23: also, what, do i get a scraper and scrape the poo into the toilet before i put things in the washing machine?
omgwtfs: what if you just threw out the cloth
omgwtfs: you could go get sheets from thrift stores
omgwtfs: and cut them up
StanistGirl23: you're forgetting leakage
omgwtfs: little one foot by one foot squares
omgwtfs: wrap it in tin foil?
omgwtfs: saran wrap?
StanistGirl23: i might as well just save myself the trouble and poo on all my clothes right now
StanistGirl23: diaper rash
omgwtfs: outside the cloth
StanistGirl23: i know, it would seal in all the moisture/humidity
omgwtfs: oh
omgwtfs: hmmm
omgwtfs: dammit
StanistGirl23: plus cloth diapers are stupid expensive
omgwtfs: what is your problem with washing diapers?
StanistGirl23: you want to come be my manny and wash my cloth diapers all day?
StanistGirl23: you're hired.
StanistGirl23: i'll pay you in food.
omgwtfs: http://www.dy-dee.com/
omgwtfs: they can come pick them up
omgwtfs: dont they have services like that?
StanistGirl23: yes
StanistGirl23: for a fee
omgwtfs: but the intarweb says its cheaper
omgwtfs: than buying disposables
StanistGirl23: the intarweb is full of lies
omgwtfs: couldnt joe have the linen service come by?
omgwtfs: drop off 10 napkins?
StanistGirl23: yeah they wouldn't mind
StanistGirl23: foodservice napkins
omgwtfs: he could just bring some home every night
StanistGirl23: which would go right back to cintas with the rest of the foodservice napkins
omgwtfs: yes
StanistGirl23: this is a fun conversation
omgwtfswede: or you could just throw them away
omgwtfswede: i know i'm crying i'm lol'ing so hard
omgwtfswede: i just have a mental pic of this really happy baby in a restaurant napkin with a giant safety pin peeing his pants lol
StanistGirl23: big smile on his face
omgwtfswede: oh yeah
omgwtfswede: even laughing a little
omgwtfswede: "A HA"
StanistGirl23: should get the red checkered kind
omgwtfswede: its not a bad idea
omgwtfswede: cintas wouldnt notice
StanistGirl23: no, it's a really great idea
omgwtfswede: i mean you would just throw the old ones away
omgwtfswede: get some new ones
omgwtfswede: "waste inventory"
StanistGirl23: haha
omgwtfswede: you just dont want to deal with the dirty napkin
StanistGirl23: you're goddamned right i don't
StanistGirl23: i want a year's supply of pampers and a diaper genie
StanistGirl23: i liked the mental image of wrapping the babys ass in saran wrap
omgwtfswede: lol
omgwtfswede: with a giant foodservice roll
StanistGirl23: yep
StanistGirl23: no other way