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Octopus!

So I am taking my little goth boytoy to the aquarium this weekend. I discovered that for a mere $35 you can go and have a CLOSE ENCOUNTER with an octopus. As he is disturbingly fond of all things tentacled, I hope to take a load of adorable photos of him hugging (and being hugged by) an octopus.

That's the plan, anyway.


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[ posted by pokey at 07/24/2008 10:59:51 PM ]
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art [email] said at 11:35 AM 07-25-2008:
Awesome!
kiche [email] said at 10:12 PM 07-25-2008:
dude that rocks!

and when you're done, you should go to mcdonalds. because i hear tell they now have gay orgies:

    amanda [email] said at 4:25 AM 07-26-2008:
    I hate McDonalds and refuse to eat there, but that ad almost makes me want to dine there every day.
      kiche [email] said at 9:26 AM 07-26-2008:
      i didn't say that she should eat there (gross); i just said she should go to one of their gay orgies.
brandon [email] said at 11:06 AM 07-26-2008:
I've always wanted to fuck an octopus, but it needs to be consensual if/when it happens. So, I don't think my chances are great.
    art [email] said at 11:29 AM 07-26-2008:
    You are selling short the depravity of octopi
      brandon [email] said at 11:34 AM 07-26-2008:
      I don't want it to be depraved, I want it to be beautiful. And that's why I shall wait, until the time is right for the octopi. I just pray that when they're ready for me that I still want them.
    amanda [email] said at 12:13 AM 07-27-2008:
    Thems ugly muthafuckas! Octopus be all UGGGGLY AND SHIT. Look ad' how ugly he be, dat gnarlyass fish wit dem tentacles. What an UGLLLLLYYYY creature that is, right there!
      brandon [email] said at 10:58 AM 07-27-2008:
      That experience briefly became a classic story around here. Everytime I go to the aquarium now, I can't help but imitating that woman in front of the sea-dragons.
blake [email] said at 1:04 PM 07-29-2008:
I'm so jealous, I LOVE tentacles


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