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Sometimes you would not know I was sober.

So,

Yesterday I got up early so I could go by the grocery store on my way to the Warehouse (yeah, I know almost like I have a real job!....) to pick up food for the day. I was tired and cranky, and wandered around the store in pouty frustration. So, I have no idea why I finally snatched up a jar of peanut butter, a jar of jelly, and a loaf of bread before storming out.

I thought,"Sure peanut butter is filling, maybe I will eat one for luch and take the rest home for late night snacks." Needless to say, I ate about five pb&j's yesterday. I just can't get enough. After my roomate took a fourty-fucking-five minute shower today, and I was FINALLY able to get ready for work (wow I actually said it!) all I could think about was getting here to slather on the creamified peanuts and the abstraction of fruit into "the color purple."

God....I think I'm going to have another.

(Also, I can't stop listening to Jawbreaker today, does this mean I'm pregnant?)

[ posted by denman at 01/25/2006 11:11:03 AM ]
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brandon [email] said at 12:06 PM 01-25-2006:
(Also, I can't stop listening to Jawbreaker today, does this mean I'm pregnant?)

I really hope not. I was just listening to Jawbreaker this morning, and I don't have the money for an abortion.
    jess [email] said at 12:10 PM 01-25-2006:
    Yeah, what does that mean for my Jawbreaker tattoos, then?
      denman [email] said at 12:25 PM 01-25-2006:
      Jawbreaker+pickles and icecream=BUN IN THE OVEN!!
        brandon [email] said at 12:55 PM 01-25-2006:
        Do punk rock moms eat pickles? Does anyone here have a punk rock mom?
          denman [email] said at 12:56 PM 01-25-2006:
          My mom is mormon is that close?
            brandon [email] said at 1:07 PM 01-25-2006:
            I would say no. Probably not.
              jess [email] said at 1:20 PM 01-25-2006:
              My mom is really into folk-rock (Richard Thompson et al) and my dad likes Crass and the Ex. Perhaps?
                evan [email] said at 2:56 PM 01-25-2006:
                your dad likes crass and the ex? awesome! did you introduce him to these bands, or was he already into em?
                  jess [email] said at 6:26 PM 01-25-2006:
                  Little bit of both! He's the reason I got into punk at such a young age, honestly. He bought me the Minor Threat LP when I was awash in, like, Biohazard records, and suggested I listen to it, and I can't say that wasn't a turning point.

                  He also likes a lot of other stuff, some of which I agree is awesome and some of which I really don't like, but that's how it goes.
          shauna [email] said at 1:35 PM 01-25-2006:
          where'd denman's head go on the front page?
          my mom tracked down a cadre of transvestite hookers who had stolen my wallet and got the cops to bust them at some motel on new york avenue. they had spent thousands on wigs and manicures and shoes.

          so that's pretty punk rock. she can also operate a machine gun.

          my dad once returned a sebadoh mix i made him when he was in a bad place. he deemed it "too depressing."
boudet [email] said at 1:13 PM 01-25-2006:
pb&j = the goods
cecil [email] said at 1:31 PM 01-25-2006:
you're going to have an interesting crap.
kaycee [email] said at 2:34 PM 01-26-2006:
i am only afraid of listening to jawbreaker when i am feeling self-centered or grouchy. if you ar eonly eating peanut butter and mumbling you should be ok


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