"How in the fuck do you think he can help you, when he can't even stop his own brain from exploding! So much for being CLEAR(tm)." - neilbert, on L Ron Hubbard
MsMary said at 6:01 PM 04-27-2004: I directed all my dog's poop, and she produces prodigious quantities, to go to the state of Louisiana. As a citizen, a fraction of that is yours. Does that warm your heart? Perhaps if you burned it, it could warm your hearth.
ed [email] said at 5:26 PM 04-27-2004: I should have a will. I don't. I just can't find the energy or the (if you will) will. Pun intentional, but not at all funny.
ed [email] said at 11:12 PM 04-27-2004: In order of appearance:
The MoroccoMobile ('74 Maverick)
Denise ('81 Chevette)
The Bird ('78 Sunbird)
Hope ('84 Tempo)
Faith ('79(?) Malibu)
Grace ('96 F-150)
Honorable mention:
The Land Barge (a '76 LTD II that I never actually registered, but did own for a few months.)
I have never owned a brand-new vehicle. Gracie was the closest, being purchased in 1997.
MsMary said at 12:29 PM 04-28-2004: Yes. And by posting in this thread about their cars, all these fools effectively will them to me. It's in the header coding.
rick [email] said at 12:33 PM 04-28-2004: Sylvia Blue is sitting forlornly in a driveway in Baton Rouge. If you take it, let me have the disco ball that is hanging from the rear view mirror.