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baltimore picnic.

We just came back from a picnic in Wyman park... it was great, perfect weather, i brought fixins for hummus sandwiches and peter and abby made salmon salad and potato salad, and kara made ice cree. ben & his dad even showed up.... it was a good time.

however, after a time, a man that was wearing an orioles cap and missing teeth planted himself next to us. i was talking about the paul ververhoeven film the fourth man and he announced "thats me!" then he looked around and said "wait, no... four, five... six... I'm the SEVENTH man."

everyone was uncomfortably silent.

we started to chat again, amonst ourselves, and he asked for cigarettes. no one had any. we started to pack up and i gave him my iced tea. he wandered off. his name was kevin.

as we walked back to the car, we saw him standing next to the trail, huffing from a plastic bag... he was a paint huffer!


[ posted by josh at 06/23/2007 08:58:34 PM ]
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abby [email] said at 9:58 PM 06-23-2007:
its important to note that he potentially scouted us out bfore we even sat down. there was a figure in the woods, watching us from a far bluff. also, he trailed us for a little while on our way out fresh off the paint bag.
woody [email] said at 10:51 PM 06-23-2007:
Ice cree? Gotta be iced tea or ice cream, but that's a superb typo. Or maybe something I just never heard of.
boson [email] said at 3:25 AM 06-24-2007:
seriously, I need to teach potato how to look menacing and growl to humans. it'd save us a lot of trouble.
reggie [email] said at 9:02 AM 06-24-2007:
He was probably a friend of the Baltimore Street Altercation guy. They're out to get you.
myriam [email] said at 10:13 AM 06-24-2007:
I'm amazed at how polite you guys are out there in Baltimore!
brianbibbly [email] said at 3:49 PM 06-24-2007:
Its official. Baltimore is far more fucked up than New Orleans. First Josh gets accosted by random crazy dude, now this! In all my years in New Orleans I never had anything this retarded happen to me.
kara [email] said at 11:23 AM 06-25-2007:
This guy was a charicature.
At first I thought he was mentally retarded, then drunk.
When he emerged from the woods towards us he was messing with his pants.
cousin daniel said at 4:46 PM 06-25-2007:
i take it from the use of your '!' that you have a thing against paint huffers.
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