This is Australian olympic diver Loudy Tourky. HAHAHA
Tourky's can't fly, they dive!
Hey Loudy Tourky, your gobble gobble hurts my ears!
Hey Loudy Tourky, meet my pal Phil De Pheasant!
HAHAHA
jake [email] said at 9:46 PM 08-26-2004: S swear to god,
the diver was just replaced with this image:
but twice as large so it displaced the whole right hand sidebar...
Now it's back to normal...
jeff [email] said at 10:14 PM 08-26-2004: Buffered images & corrupted cache accesses sometimes rear their ugly mugs when you least suspect it. Were you looking at a site with that image earlier?
jake [email] said at 10:18 PM 08-26-2004: I had just loaded the livejournal image page, and that was on it.
I figured that was it, but the fact that it persisted through several refreshes threw me off.
The Devil [ url ] said at 10:26 PM 08-26-2004: Yes, Cecil. I was summoned by your Loudy Tourky puns. Through some wacky coincidence, the punning of the phrase "Loudy Tourky" happens to be the only way to conjure my earthly presence. It was a preventative measure put in place many ions past, but you'd be terribly surprised how frequently this happens. All I can say is that Loudy Tourky's early elementary school years were an awful hassle for me.
Roam said at 3:31 AM 07-14-2005: I'd hang shit on your diver Laura Wilkinson, but I'm not like you. I recieved a email from her and she's lovely. No I'm not a sick pervert like you.
Loudy Rules!
brandon [email] said at 9:08 PM 07-15-2005: Aren't you Australian? What's more retarded than some bad cockney accent derived from a century of British prisoner ship depositions and whacked out settlers running away from bad debts and knocked-up girls with bad teeth. Have you ever listened to yourselves? And excuse the fuck out of us for not jumping on the sheep-fucking bandwagon. Moreover, have you noticed that all the animals on your continent hate you? Maybe it's because you can't keep your cocks out of their collective assholes? Do you have a checklist, a sort of around-the-world of the animal kingdom?
The only region of the world with more venomous animals with more toxic venom is the rainforest. Even the platypus wants you did. A monotreme wants you dead. You must fucking suck, if some egg-laying mammal WANTS YOU AND ALL YOUR PEOPLE DEAD. Put that in your barbe and smoke it, mate.
Roam said at 10:48 PM 07-15-2005: Here's a list of words you Amewricans can't pronounce right if you want to talk about bad slang.
Australia: It's pronounced UST-RAR-LIYA not OST-RAY-LIA.
Buddhist: B-OOD-(as in good)-IST not B-OO-DIST.
Muslim: MUS-LIM not MOS-LEM
Aussie: OH-ZEE not OHS-SEE
Tomatoe: TOM-ART-TOHS not TOM-ATE-TOHS
Melbourne: MEL-BEN not MEL-BORN
And a list of stupid slang your country made up.
Ho-Whore
Dude
Hey man
Pick up truck-It's ute, you dickheads. We made the fucking thing.
And I hate to say it, but you yanks have a crappy accent ripped off the irish. And they sent convicts to your country long before ours.
You country is a bunch of hypocrites. You call Sotheners of the civil war (who were fighting to keep blacks slaves) heros, yet denounce the whole Nazi regeime. You dennounce arab terroisim, yet say nothing when Israel massacers unarmed children.
ed [email] said at 11:34 PM 07-15-2005: By the way, there's no E in "tomato". And only one E in "regime". So the average Aussie's spelling skills are roughly equivalent to Dan Quayle? Unsurprising.
(I actually have a very dear Aussie friend, so I know how y'all pruhNOWNTZ wudz. Even if you - in particular - are clueless as to how they are spelled.)
Again, I just have to point out how aggro you folk are towards the abos to refute your race-baiting claim.
Do you even speak English? Also, most of your crude, phonetic representations of Australian and American pronounciation are oversimplified and wrong, but, it's probably a little beyond your mental abilities, so we'll give you a pass.
Roam said at 10:59 PM 07-15-2005: And you can write whatever you want next because I'm not coming back, I got better things to do then waste my time with you loudmouth England-orininated (American is not a nationality, you're all really English), protestant, bible bashing loudmoths.
I won't be here to see it so write what you want and kiss my Australian arse (not ass)!
P.s. You have the ugliest woman in the world! (Anne Ramsey comes to mind)
P.P.S. One last piece of advice, don't hang shit on someone unless you can't take it back.
Goodbye forever.
brandon [email] said at 11:22 PM 07-15-2005: If you think we're all English, you're nuts. You on the other hand are probably some mutt mix of outback-aborigine (smallest cranial capacity in the world with the culture to match it) and descendents of British convicts. Oh and maybe Maori, if you're ancestors missed the mainland.
As far as ugly Australians go, woof, you've got us beat
The truth is, without America's strategic leadership, subsidies and sizeable aide resources, Australia would not exist in any mode that we're familiar with.
And before you throw the dart of Bible-Beating at us again, you're country spawned the most important and influential sanctimonious, fundamentalist booby of the century:
Mel Gibson.
Flag burning, funny. You're a real prick, like most of the Australians I've met: Pricks, alcoholic, bragging, barely comprehensible, jingoistic pricks.
The Protestant "bible-bashers" are few and far between, here. I suppose I should be counted (foremost?) among them, but you'll find that I'm the least "bible-bashing" of all the Protestants you'll ever encounter. But of course, you wouldn't know that, would you? After all, you've only visited to defend your mannish wet-dream, Loud Turkey. Tell me, is it only because you've sodomized every other species that you find his/her/its name so attractive?
Good luck and Godspeed, my Australian Antagonist. May you find the peace and photoshopped pictures of Loudy's face on someone who is actually attractive's body elsewhere. Sorry we couldn't give you what you needed.
PS - Margaret Thatcher (a native of your former country, before all you Aussies were expelled for being criminals) springs to mind...
PPS - The burning US flag was quite the classy touch. Unfortunately, those morans, like you, are so idiotic that they don't realize there were more than nine colonies who revolted against the Country That Kicked You Out, much less states currently in the union.
PPPS - Don't think for a second I won't be checking the logs to call you out when you DO come back.
PPPPS - Way to treat the Abos just like we treated the Native Americans. Nice to see you following in our footsteps.
Wanker.
/channeling Brandon in a big way, but without the expletives
brandon [email] said at 1:38 PM 07-16-2005: It was a tough match, but I think we came out on top at the end. We'll have to wait on the judges' decision to be sure, though.
Non [ url ] said at 2:31 AM 09-03-2005: Whatever you think. I don't even know what Killogs is. I only found this in google. All I know it's either:
1. A website for people who don't like to use logbooks.
2. Dedicated to stop the logging of forrests.
3. A bad way to spell 'Kellogs'.
meredith [email] said at 3:55 AM 09-03-2005: Okay so you're from New Zeland. We're all friends. Many of us went to school together. We're all kind of upset about the hurricane right now as many of us grew up in the New Orleans area.
ed [email] said at 6:18 AM 09-03-2005: You may not be Australian, but according to your IP address, you're posting from Melbourne. You can try to pretend you're not who you are, but your IP address and your search history are available for all members to see.
