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Curtains of Beef

I've been eating a lot of meat lately. I've just craved it. Don't know why. It makes me gassy. I wish I had beef jerky curtains. They'd keep the house warm in the winter, cool in the summer, lickable year round.


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[ posted by brandon at 05/20/2008 12:48:19 PM ]
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shelly [email] said at 11:52 PM 05-20-2008:
I thought this was going to be another post about female genitalia.
brandon [email] said at 1:07 AM 05-21-2008:
I have no idea what you're talking about.
    shelly [email] said at 3:27 PM 06-06-2008:
    I apologize for being way off base.
      brandon [email] said at 3:47 PM 06-06-2008:
      That's OK. many women after reading that list of respectful and charming names experience a deep and abiding need to be near me, like, really bad, like deep down in the majorica, some have reported feeling that destiny calls them to be her childs.
anthony [email] said at 9:28 AM 05-21-2008:
What are meat curtains?


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