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brandon

What's up, Killoggs

You've been jacking of about the Oscars for weeks now, now that it's done where's the inevitable money shot, movie fags?

I've got a huge boner for your sexy movie talk, but it's turning priapic.

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[ posted by brandon at 02/25/2008 10:32:15 AM ]
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josh [email] said at 1:53 PM 02-25-2008:
i havent watched the oscars in like 5 years

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rick [email] said at 2:46 PM 02-25-2008:
This one I thought was relatively faster-paced though not as funny as I remember some of the previous ones.

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art [email] said at 2:49 PM 02-25-2008:
John Stewart was not up to this task

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rick [email] said at 2:54 PM 02-25-2008:
Better bring in Carrot Top or Gallagher next time.

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max [email] said at 12:50 PM 02-27-2008:
John Stewart's writers were not up to the task. I had a hard time believing that he was responsible for most of those jokes.

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art [email] said at 1:56 PM 02-27-2008:
I guess the writers only had 8 days. but, still, a funny man with his own niche show doesn't make a funny host

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max [email] said at 1:58 PM 02-27-2008:
Agreed. I was disappointed as well.

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art [email] said at 2:19 PM 02-27-2008:
I think a good host needs to be well-rounded - Billy Crystal, Whoopi Goldberg, Ellen Degeneres. Johnny Carson

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brandonA [email] said at 3:39 PM 02-27-2008:
I don't care about the oscars, but I find all these people listed to be terminally unfunny, Billy Crystal extremely so. He is a black hole of unfunny sucking all of the joy out of the universe.

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brandon [email] said at 3:28 PM 02-25-2008:
Please, my corpus cavernosum urethrae remains completely turgid

I need in depth commentary. I need to hear about how your expectations were completely flipped on their heads. I need to hear about the sorrow you felt.

Please. I hope to urinate again.

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rick [email] said at 3:37 PM 02-25-2008:
Actually, I didn't get that annoyed this time. No one I felt was particularly undeserving as opposed to certain other years. I was saddened to hear all the put-downs of the Anton-Chigurh-hairdo though.

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john [email] said at 12:49 AM 02-26-2008:
I guess if I watched a lot of movies and followed actors then I would watch the Oscars. But I hate that kind of shit. I wouldn't even know who half of the people are anyway.

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john [email] said at 1:40 AM 02-26-2008:
I have always wanted to attend that adult video award thing though.

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brad [email] said at 10:22 AM 02-27-2008:
When the nominees for Best Foreign Language Film were presented, and one of them was the Austrian movie The Counterfeiters, I looked at my lady friend, smiled wryly and said, "Holocaust movie: guaranteed Oscar." Guess what fucking won?

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brandon [email] said at 10:39 AM 02-27-2008:
J E W S!

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