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cecil

Saddam Claus

I'm at a loss for a witty caption, please help.

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[ posted by cecil at 12/17/2003 01:36:59 PM ]
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brandon [email] said at 1:48 PM 12-17-2003:
The Mother of all Holidays?

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milky [email] said at 2:02 PM 12-17-2003:
"Ho, Ho, Ho. Now all you American bitches get out of my house!"

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brandon [email] said at 2:05 PM 12-17-2003:
"A Merry Chalabi to All, but for some, the Oil Rights"

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Randy [ url ]
said at 2:05 PM 12-17-2003:
"I'm Saddam Hussein, wearing a Santa Claus cap."

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brandon [email] said at 2:12 PM 12-17-2003:
"Get this damn brat off my lap before it pisses on me again"

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milky [email] said at 2:31 PM 12-17-2003:
"Whaddaya want? You want what? What the hell is 'Weapons of Mass Destruction.'? Hasbro make that? Get the hell off my lap. Santa doesn't have any WMD. Now get the hell off my lap, you little shit. Those cowboy boots hurt the hell outta me. No, I don't care who the hell your daddy is, GET OFF!"

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cecil [email] said at 3:27 PM 12-17-2003:
"Little Donnie Rumsfeld, look how big you've grown. You used to be so nice when you sold Santa those chemicals, now you are being very naughty to me."

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milky [email] said at 3:29 PM 12-17-2003:
You said you were at a loss! That's better than anything I came up with! ;)

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cecil [email] said at 3:32 PM 12-17-2003:
I was just riffing off of you guys

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kiche [email] said at 3:36 PM 12-17-2003:
"you got any spare change? i'm tryin' to get enough up for a six-pack."

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brandon [email] said at 4:03 PM 12-17-2003:
Winter Dictator. A striking new holiday scent by Calvin Klein for men.

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Lisa T. said at 4:12 PM 12-18-2003:
this one's my favorite

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kara [email] said at 4:24 PM 12-17-2003:
There will be no Christmas this year.

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cecil [email] said at 5:03 PM 12-17-2003:
This just in: Rudolph's pit discovered.

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Woody said at 5:05 PM 12-17-2003:
I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.

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ed [email] said at 5:20 PM 12-17-2003:
Yay! Teh winnar.

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brandonr said at 5:26 PM 12-17-2003:
explain "teh","meh" etc. to me, now, before I kill you and many teenagers.

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Randy [ url ]
said at 5:49 PM 12-17-2003:
I understand "teh". It comes from people mistyping "the". It's geeky webboard/blog-speak.
"Meh" is something I'll still trying to figure out.

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brandon [email] said at 5:52 PM 12-17-2003:
Ahhhh, but what's it mean, what's it mean? I mean what's the difference between "the cow" and "teh cow"?

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AnotherGeoff said at 6:11 PM 12-17-2003:
"teh cow" refers to luscious and juicy tehran cows.

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ed [email] said at 8:23 PM 12-17-2003:
"Teh" is actually geeky webboard/blog people making fun of AOL'ers, script kiddies, and anyone who types l1K3 7h1$.

"Meh" and "feh" are just onomatopoeia(s?) for monosyllabic expressions of disgust or noncommital.

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kiche [email] said at 3:55 PM 12-18-2003:
this conversation has made me decide that i should have dollar signs around my killoggs screen name.

observe:

$kiche$

::bling bling::

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cecil [email] said at 8:09 PM 12-17-2003:
I think "meh" is short for "maybe, but I'm too lazy to really express an exact opinion."

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cecil [email] said at 8:07 PM 12-17-2003:
"Meh, I don't think so." (for example)

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Woody said at 11:03 AM 12-18-2003:
I saw the beard and instantly thought "I bet he's got a slab of roast beef in that thing..."

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Bendependent [email] said at 8:18 PM 12-17-2003:
"Fuck Christmas. Put me back in my hole."

"Weapon of X-Mass Destruction"

"Wanh. My sleigh used to run on oil, but now I have no oil. There goes Christmas."

"God Bless Us, Everyone"

"Mr. Grinch"

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cecil [email] said at 8:21 PM 12-17-2003:
"Weapon of X-Mass Destruction" genius

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kiche [email] said at 3:56 PM 12-18-2003:
but not as genius as "Weapons of XXX-Mass Destruction"

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bratpop said at 3:43 PM 12-18-2003:
"That was one dirty chimney. Good thing my hat is stainproof."

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