amy [email] said at 11:06 PM 05-01-2004: Every girl knows what the man's buddha belly is good for-ever heard of the French tickler (oh sorry Ed, the Freedom tickler)?
ed [email] said at 1:25 AM 05-03-2004: No self-respecting (and by that, I mean hetero, although I'm not condemning the alternative) guy would dress that way. Certainly not as part of a group. And if, for whatever impossible reason, they did, they would never ever stand so close to one another. Or... ::shudder:: actually touch one another.
anotherben [email] said at 12:00 PM 05-02-2004: so you are saying that milky has talked about gc to you, or allowed you access to the gc via his account?
milky [email] said at 7:16 PM 05-03-2004: the Collective responds as more than one entity, although I haven't intergrated all of the personalities yet. Lil holdover from my jail sentence in Mexas. I had to split my personality up to deal with all the bullshit. And refried beans.
gen [email] said at 11:57 PM 05-02-2004: In addition to "beer bellies" being esthetically displeasing, visceral fat (android obesity) is also associated with increased risk to health and longevity (including risk of type 2 diabetes mellitus, hyperlididemia, and cardiovascular disease). That is not to say that perfectly chiseled, steroid-enhanced washboard abs are any better.
ed [email] said at 1:50 AM 05-03-2004: Maybe it's my odd mood, brought on by the fact that it's 2AM and I'm s'posed to be getting up in 4 hours to go to work - but will likely not, since my dad is doing extremely poorly health-wise, so I'll likely be headed to Alabama tomorrow - but this may be one of the hottest statements ever placed on Killoggs.
Of course, it'd be better if "lipo" didn't precede "sucked", but still...
amy [email] said at 2:10 AM 05-03-2004: Cool, one day I'm getting my boobs restored to their former glory and all the hair on my body removed by lasers. Yay.
gen [email] said at 7:19 PM 05-03-2004: I'm right behind you on the laser hair removal. Actually, I wish they would produce an anti-hair vaccine - there must be some antigen specific to those unsightly hairs.
gen [email] said at 7:13 PM 05-03-2004: Liposuction only removes subcutaneous fat, which is not esthetically pleasing, but isn't as much of a health concern. Visceral fat is fat inside the abdominal cavity, around the organs, seen in obesity - that's the kind that's associated with increased risk of adverse health events. (Obviously if you're obese and have visceral fat, you probably have subcutaneous fat too, but the presence of subcutaneous fat doesn't imply visceral fat deposition.) In other words liposuction isn't good for your health, far from it.
ed [email] said at 1:29 AM 05-03-2004: I'm glad I can always count on you to chime in with a comment that makes me feel both stupid and at least vaguely repulsed.
cricket [email] said at 7:44 PM 05-03-2004: bellies are the cleavage of the 2000's. or so i have heard. and without bellies, there could be no belly rubs. ahhhh i love good old fashioned belly rubs.