"A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition." - Rudyard Kipling
 

ADVERTISMENTS:





call us:
206-350-1082

support killoggs!
  Thu

brandon


My Fellow Am'rcuns

Mny have you have asked me. I know. I've heard you ask'n. You've ask'd me: "Why, Mr. President, our we in I-rak. Just whut is this surge about, Mr. President." Well, I'll tell ya' I've heard your calls.

You deserve answers. I am your President and I always work in the nation's best interest. Sometimes those interests aren't too clear. National S'curity. I say. I am the decider. And I've decided that now is a good time to let you know, let Am'rica know, where those trillions of dollars have gone. They've gone to security. They've gone to helping a country, a country that we destroyed, in a very powerful and decisive way, stand back up.


[ posted by brandon at 03/06/2008 09:24:38 PM ]
[ trackback ]



Threaded Responses [ bottom ]
brandon [email] said at 9:26 PM 03-06-2008:


But, my fellow am'ricans, before the country can stand on it's own, we have to lift it out of the dust - just as Jesus did the Samaritan Proconsul in the the Book of Acts during the siege of Tyre. Now, we've put down the threat from Mugtada, we've closed the doors to the Al Quaedo franchise in Iraq faster than Macy's at the black-people's mall, we've flooded the country with aid like a benevolent and wise Katrina. Iran has been warned. Twice. So why are we still there? Why are we still there? I can't fool you, and we can't, we won't get fooled again today, or ever.



Whut I've come before you today to say, citizens of the United States of Jesus, is this: Our troops will continue to remain in Iraq, until threat has passed. A new and awful threat. A terrible threat. The greatest threat facing democracy since the Kaiser's Nazi stormtroopers burned the capitol and fought against our Navy on the Great Lakes. That's history. My fellow citizens today we make history, repeat itself again, as we summon a coaltion to the willing to attack, head on, the greatest threat to mankind since pythons invaded outerspace.

The imminent and growing crisis of

Too many puppies. Ladies and gentleman, there are too many puppies - in foreign lands. It is our job to kill them. To kill them all. It is not an easy job, or a glad job, but it is our right our privilege and our mandate to kill the puppies, to kill all of the puppies



There are too many puppies.



Too many p p p p p p puh puppies



fighting monkeys in foreign lands
Too Many Puppies!



Are trained not to heal









God bless am'rcuh

FREEBIRD
kiche [email] said at 11:05 PM 03-06-2008:
well, this news makes one constituency happy:



Respond: [ top ] :

Name:

Email:

Url:


Code:
Non-logged-in members must enter the code shown above. If you can't read it, reload.

Response:

NOTE: only logged in users can post images.

Recent Responses

What Brandon is doing in those private journals
04:41 by milky

Now that
11:35 by kiche

What Brandon is doing in those private journals
10:53 by brandon

Acorn Watchers Wonder What Happened to Crop
09:37 by rick +3

A Letter to Warner Brothers from Groucho Marx
07:04 by woody

Acorn Watchers Wonder What Happened to Crop
06:57 by woody

Holy smoke, Batman! Are you dead?
04:17 by jake

[ last 24 hours ]


Active Posts

Happy Thanksgiving! (25)

Even Josh Couldn't See This Coming (12)

I'm surprised you don't have Killoggs scripted (10)

Now that  (3)

B-More & Dee See Killoggers (1)



Sticky Posts

Xboxin' (48)

who still lives in louisiana? (29)

LSU Alumni Crawfish Boils (6)

guys lets go get crabs soon! (19)



In the news

Acorn Watchers Wonder What Happened to Crop

Holy smoke, Batman! Are you dead?

Hank Williams Jr. Plans to Run for U.S. Senate

Shoud we ressurect the Neanderthals?

RUSSIAN ANALYST PREDICTS DECLINE AND BREAKUP OF USA

US officials flunk test of American history, economics, civics

Hitler had only one ball

Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing

[ view all news ]


Updated Journals









[ view journals ]


Public Calendar

[ all events ]


Interesting Links

Lessons from Mumbai
The 15 Most Expensive Paintings in the World
how much will the bailout cost?
In Praise of Negative Reviews
Illustrated Fatal Accidents by OSHA
An Ax to Grind
$15,000 vampire killing kit
A Letter to Warner Brothers from Groucho Marx
[ view all ]


Random Image



Sounds

The Hand of the Almighty by John R. Butler

I Made a Resolution by Sea Wolf

Ladies and Gentlemen by Saliva

Rock Bottom by Sweet Crude Bill and the Lighthouse Nautical Society

Little Red Rhumbahood by Sam Ulano

Elegy (Crystal Glass) by Zoe Mulford

You Are the Generation That Bought More Shoes... by Johnny Boy

Spider's House by Califone

[ all sounds ]


Member Login


Nickname:

Password:




Search Killoggs


old style search


Less Recent Posts

Awesome Halloween Costume Idea
by kiche [4]

New York, New York.
by josh [0]

DMBQ & Monotonix.
by josh [0]

Halloween Costumes
by brandon [39]

Coffee, A Truce
by meredith [32]

camping...
by josh [9]

update of mental state via recent art
by zack [7]

what i've been up to...
by josh [27]

I just got stuck in an elevator.
by meredith [47]

i need a plan
by brad [59]

Did anyone else get this message?
by reggie [8]

Gas is now less than 90 bucks a barrel.
by brandon [26]

If "That One" should lose...
by jake [28]

NO HOOK
by andrew [11]

Check out this cool site!
by john [7]

VOTE
by andrew [1]

Syntactical, Sematical
by brandon [39]

One of the better headlines on CNN
by marcia [1]

malleable sheep
by kara [20]

sfw work
by angie [4]

[ # ] = responses

[ view archives ]


Link to Us

killoggs weblog
[ more ]


Stats

1 posts, 5 responses on this page













rest in peace

© 2000-2005 : Josh (code/design); Ben (drawings); the Writers.
Policies & Privacy Statement - Call or Fax Killoggs at 206-350-1082