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My Fellow Am'rcuns

Mny have you have asked me. I know. I've heard you ask'n. You've ask'd me: "Why, Mr. President, our we in I-rak. Just whut is this surge about, Mr. President." Well, I'll tell ya' I've heard your calls.

You deserve answers. I am your President and I always work in the nation's best interest. Sometimes those interests aren't too clear. National S'curity. I say. I am the decider. And I've decided that now is a good time to let you know, let Am'rica know, where those trillions of dollars have gone. They've gone to security. They've gone to helping a country, a country that we destroyed, in a very powerful and decisive way, stand back up.


[ posted by brandon at 03/06/2008 09:24:38 PM ]
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brandon [email] said at 9:26 PM 03-06-2008:


But, my fellow am'ricans, before the country can stand on it's own, we have to lift it out of the dust - just as Jesus did the Samaritan Proconsul in the the Book of Acts during the siege of Tyre. Now, we've put down the threat from Mugtada, we've closed the doors to the Al Quaedo franchise in Iraq faster than Macy's at the black-people's mall, we've flooded the country with aid like a benevolent and wise Katrina. Iran has been warned. Twice. So why are we still there? Why are we still there? I can't fool you, and we can't, we won't get fooled again today, or ever.



Whut I've come before you today to say, citizens of the United States of Jesus, is this: Our troops will continue to remain in Iraq, until threat has passed. A new and awful threat. A terrible threat. The greatest threat facing democracy since the Kaiser's Nazi stormtroopers burned the capitol and fought against our Navy on the Great Lakes. That's history. My fellow citizens today we make history, repeat itself again, as we summon a coaltion to the willing to attack, head on, the greatest threat to mankind since pythons invaded outerspace.

The imminent and growing crisis of

Too many puppies. Ladies and gentleman, there are too many puppies - in foreign lands. It is our job to kill them. To kill them all. It is not an easy job, or a glad job, but it is our right our privilege and our mandate to kill the puppies, to kill all of the puppies



There are too many puppies.



Too many p p p p p p puh puppies



fighting monkeys in foreign lands
Too Many Puppies!



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God bless am'rcuh

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kiche [email] said at 11:05 PM 03-06-2008:
well, this news makes one constituency happy:



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