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mormonism rocks!

i never realized how awesome the lds was until i saw this super 70s cartoon:

the extraterrestrial sexual afterlife sounds good to me. in the heaven everything looks fine:

i read that book in highschool and really liked it. well, one of the versions of it anyway. i should look into the other versions.

i should really start my own religion. just for the cultural detritus they create:

although the singers above were in a religion that was a little too icky for me.

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[ posted by kiche at 12/09/2007 07:18:21 PM ]
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brandon [email] said at 11:42 PM 12-12-2007:
I think Huckabee took his point about Jesus and Satan being bros from this video. The second video, I'm not kidding was edited when we were forced to watch it in Catholic school. I remember this show, at the end he rides out with Haley's Comet. We watched it two years in a row during Library Resources and English Literature. They switched it up with that retarded video foisted upon us my Mississippi, the one with the time-traveling book mobile librarian and the users... They censored Satan. Completely took it out. We never once saw that as part of the show. I sometimes forget how superstitious Catholics can/could/were.

The idea of immortality bores the shit out of me. The idea of immortal marriage makes me want to stay celibate. In the name of hospitality, I'm going to dump a link I saw on scienceblogs and a link to that Mississippi produced library show, just to induce cringe in those similarly inflicted as yutes.
From my post to yours.

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brandon [email] said at 11:46 PM 12-12-2007:
It's true that Mississippi gave us Trent Lott and Neilbert, but it also gave us Kiche, access to I-55, and Tomes and Talismans:

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brandon [email] said at 11:50 PM 12-12-2007:
Monorails... to space.

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rick [email] said at 1:36 AM 12-13-2007:
Missisippi also gave us Robert Johnson, Lucinda Wiliams, Jim Henson, Elvis Presley and E.O. Wilson.

I believe Afroman is also from Missisippi.

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brandon [email] said at 1:54 AM 12-13-2007:
Also Faulkner, Foote, Grisham, Welty, Wright, and I can't remember if Tennessee Williams was from MS, MI or elsewhere.

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kiche [email] said at 7:13 PM 12-13-2007:
wow, i'd totally forgotten about that show. an exciting science fiction show about an alien invasion of earth that focuses on a group of librarians using the dewey decimal system to catalog and find books.

i also find it completely unbelievable that a group of aliens would traverse the galaxy to live in singing river mississippi.

i didn't know you went to school in ms. when/where did you go?

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brandon [email] said at 7:39 PM 12-13-2007:
~by instead of my. I was out of my gourd last night. Still kind of am. I just got gang-raped during that exam. I never went to school in MS. But our elem school library got a bunch of teaching materials free probably through some regional consortium. That video series was their fucked up way of teaching us library skills.

It equally hard to imagine that a the above mentioned species being capable of interstellar transport via beaming technology, force-shield production, and small-arms laser manufacture would find their century long colonization efforts thwarted by a hologram of a horse projected onto a cloud while sporting such awful comb-overs. But I sometimes shop at Old Navy, who am I to say anything?

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brandon [email] said at 12:10 AM 12-13-2007:

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brandon [email] said at 12:13 AM 12-13-2007:
I can't say that I didn't jerk-off to this one, either.

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kiche [email] said at 7:26 PM 12-13-2007:
i don't blame you.

there is some hot shit on godtube:

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brandon [email] said at 7:41 PM 12-13-2007:
Toward the end I anticipated his pushing back in his chair from the camera for a quick demonstration of autofellation while denouncing the legalisms of the nicene creed. Alas, it was not to be.

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rick [email] said at 7:45 PM 12-13-2007:
lol

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rick [email] said at 7:44 PM 12-13-2007:
Man, I want this guy to ride with me next time I drive cross country.

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kiche [email] said at 7:55 PM 12-13-2007:
i don't think i could handle that much sexual frustration coming from a single human.

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rick [email] said at 7:59 PM 12-13-2007:
But it all comes with a fresh face, big smile and references to the Scripture.

Of course, when we get to Iowa, he would have to shut up because that is when I would begin playing Slipknot.

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kiche [email] said at 8:08 PM 12-13-2007:
that is also about the time he would "accidently" grab your crotch.

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rick [email] said at 8:15 PM 12-13-2007:
My cast-iron chastity belt with the mounted bear trap would solve that problem.

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kiche [email] said at 9:10 PM 12-13-2007:
or possibly just make your encounter that much more kinky...

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rick [email] said at 7:33 PM 12-13-2007:
I can't believe Zack didn't tell Josh about Jesus! What a jerk!

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kiche [email] said at 7:38 PM 12-13-2007:
yeah, neither can i. he selfishly saved all that sweet godtube porn for himself:

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brandon [email] said at 7:35 PM 12-14-2007:
This reminds me of Mr. Show Skit:

One abortion - even two - is fine. But two or more? You need to get some pills or put some tar up there or something...

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