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mary	Player to be named later Danielle, my lil sis, had a baby boy last last night. He weighed 7 pounds, 10 ounces. She hasn't named him yet. She is no longer, as Teresa put it, a woman with two heads. [ 7 responses ] < Post > < link > [ posted by mary at 05/25/2001 11:56:34 AM ] [ trackback ]

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shelly [ url ]
said at 12:39 PM 05-25-2001:
congratulations! you get to be the cool aunt!
my second friend just had a baby. a girl. people my age spawning still freaks me out.

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mary said at 1:11 PM 05-25-2001:
What freaks me out is people younger than me having kids. This is my little sister, for Christ's sake. She's only 20. All of her friends have kids. Small town life, I guess. They all think I'm a freak since I don't have a kid yet, and I'm only 23.

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Guns N' Rick said at 1:27 PM 05-25-2001:
Congratulations to Danielle!

Are you gonna start calling her "Big Mama D" now?

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mary said at 1:35 PM 05-25-2001:
Not if I don't want to get my ass kicked. My "little sister" is 6'2" and weighed about 170 pre-pregnancy.

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Linus said at 2:00 PM 05-25-2001:
My sister has been married for like 3 years and she's still not with child. I'm way not ready to be an uncle of some redneck kids.

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johan [ url ]
said at 8:14 PM 05-25-2001:
i guess like this ends my dead baby jokes.

A sad end to an era in killoggs.

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mary said at 8:44 PM 05-25-2001:
Perhaps now you see why I found your dead baby jokes so icky.

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