andrew [email] said at 12:15 AM 07-14-2005: They say you sould never play poker with a guy who's last name is the same as a nearby city or town. I've been noticing that a lot of artists in new york galleries have names like that.
kate [email] said at 1:41 AM 07-14-2005: http://www.insertsilence.com/paganpoetry/
super cool to see the background artistry of this video. i hate to sound cliché, but man, this is super trippy! just really beautiful.
talice [email] said at 2:42 AM 07-14-2005: awesome sites. thanks laura. i'm going to try to catch that show when i'm in ny. i wonder if they'll take it down on the 6th. hopefully the 7th. i hate it when i think i'm catching a show before it's over but then they're taking it down already.
brandon [email] said at 2:53 PM 07-15-2005: I thought people in New York were supposed to be nice and cultured and not perverted dicks who like to whack off to swimsuit pictures of Serena Williams and her sister.
honest said at 9:58 PM 07-15-2005: I don't think there is surgery to rid oneself of a donkey face...too bad. But you can get breast implants to distract people from your horrible face.
brandon [email] said at 10:16 PM 07-15-2005: Seriously, asshole, I'm at work, so what's your excuse for being home, alone on a Friday with nothing to do but insult cartoon heads on some stranger's weblog? Are you a shut-in grown too fat and now can only be extracted by crane from your apartment? Or are you too fucking stupid to figure out the door-knob?
honest said at 4:31 PM 07-16-2005: You're only angry because you know it's true. I don't see anyone trying to dispute Laura's ugliness. Oh, and by the way, the ONLY time I use the internet is at work and my job has few duties so I have hours on end to search the web. Are you fucking the ugly bitch? Is that why you are so pissed? I don't know you, but I'm sure you could do ALOT better. Her body is just as disproportionate as her face, but maybe you are into asymetry, or horses.
brandon [email] said at 4:52 PM 07-16-2005: What's your problem? Do curves on a woman oppress you? You don't like lips? You must like to fuck women shaped like little boys - I guess that brush with the law put you off the real thing for a while.
Again, dipshit, you're talking about a fucking cartoon head. You might as well be railing on and on about how Pepperment Patti's ass was too flat.
How about this. I mean, obviously, this will never happen, as you're too much of a cock-sucking, pussy-fearing cum eating milquetoast, but let's see some pictures of your ugly self. Let's see you. I bet you're some fatass office worker with halitosis who jerks off to anime, faggot.
You are a sad little man. I wouldn't be surprised if have AIDs. And there's a court-order barring you from going near woman, because you are a rapist.
Anyway, put up a picture of yourself or shut up. Either way, you're a shithead.
honest said at 9:32 PM 07-16-2005: I think it's so hilarious that you are so angry! I'm not talking about the cartoon head of Laura, I am talking ABOUT LAURA. The cartoon head dipicts an attractive person, whereas those who have seen Laura in person know she is ugly. She does not have large shapely breasts like the ones in the drawing, but nasty little titties that aren't perky cute little titties, but droopy yucky ones. She does have BIG lips, but not in a good way, and her face looks like she ate a horse. I haven't even begun to talk about her voice and personality, which just make her more unattractive. Oh, and you are VERY wrong about your little fantasy of who I am. You don't have to get so angry. If you are sleeping with her or something, just out of respect for you I won't crack on her anymore. I have respect for anyone that can tolerate contact with that "woman".
zack [email] said at 11:10 PM 07-16-2005: I jizzed all over myself when I found insertsilence a while back... that dude is FOR REAL. Thanks for the link, I couldn't remember the name of the site.
honest said at 6:50 PM 07-17-2005: haha! You are so funny! What in the world makes you think ANYONE would hit on or want to be involved in any way with lame ass Laura and her even lamer art projects? I just hate ugly people. Not just ugly people, but FUCKIN ugly people with dumbass personalities/art. I know that these things are subjective, but again- I DON'T SEE ANYONE DISPUTING ME! Why don't you ask Laura to put up a picture of herself that hasn't been airbrushed and then we'll see whose just simply voicing an honest opinion.
ed [email] said at 7:22 PM 07-17-2005: Are you *really* in middle school, or did your brain just get held back?
Dude (presumably), why would you come on to a site and throw out juvenile insults anonymously if you were a mature adult? If you mean what you say, have the balls to do it like a man would... not hiding behind some gay nom de plume.
I'm Ed. If you click on my head, there's an email link that you can use to send me an email. You're some random pillowbiter who doesn't even bother to use a fake email address.
I've never met Laura, but I can tell you one thing for sure without even thinking about it: She's more beautiful - inside AND out - than you could ever hope to be. So, yeah. Now someone's disputing you.
I can't wait til school starts up again, so you have that 8:00 bedtime rule back in effect.
brandon [email] said at 11:24 PM 07-17-2005: A little coward lobbing his feces from behind the zoo-bars of internet-anonymity. You're not worth further comment. And you're a fucking fat-ass, acne covered, office worker with bad grooming and a personality to match. You should just feel lucky that, since you admit that you're posting from work, none of us has the time to actually resolve your IP to a company and file a complaint against you.
