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Deep thoughts on Shrek

I finally saw Shrek last night, And now I'm confused: Is Eddie Murphy as a donkey really hot or is he really ugly? I can't figure it out.

Oh, and that Ogre transformation stuff was all pretty perplexing too, but I can't think too much about that until I figure out what I think about the fact that Eddie Murphy can't even act well as the voice of an ass. Any thoughts?

[ posted by craig at 06/03/2001 08:46:35 PM ]
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Craig said at 9:33 AM 06-04-2001:
I'm doing all of my movie reviews in this format from now on. Thank you, Mary.
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Craig said at 4:19 PM 06-04-2001:
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
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mimi [ url ]
said at 9:50 AM 06-06-2001:
Hi, this is mimi and I'm invading your personal space. You should be so happy that you can see movies in English and not in this horrible dubbed German version. Contrary to popular belief the typical male German voice is actually very high pitched and somewhat feminine, as are the men, and I have a very hard time telling if someone is gay or not (i am such a phobic awful person how dare i judge people based on the way they look and talk). and furthermore the people take deep breathy sounds when they dub movies so it all sounds like a big porno. it's just too much, I have too much culture shock already. Somebody give me money for a short vacation back to America where people don't "save their smiles for special times in their life" and friendliness is not something viewed with suspicion.

Oh yes, I also miss fried chicken
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    Craig said at 10:02 AM 06-06-2001:
    Hey Mimi! How awesome to hear from you!

    Maybe we can import you back to New York at some point this summer.

    I will send you a drawing in the mail.
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rico [ url ]
said at 5:45 PM 06-09-2001:
shrek is your classic ugly guy gets ugly girl because it's not "educative"
enough to just let the ugly dude stick the nice chick,
a better ( more reallistic) ending would be: shrek wins the lotto therefore
gets the girl in fact any girl... also the donkey and pinoccio become really popular amongs the
village girls...let me clue you in : has nothing to do with singing abilities!
as for mimi:
craig is offering to pay your ticket to the states..... I rest my case!
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josh [ url ]
said at 7:18 PM 06-09-2001:
(SPOLER ALERT) I thought I was going to puke if the princess became the "cute" prom queen version at the end. I think the version they have was less gag-worthy and less "you-must-be-beautiful-and-thin" centric than most Hollywood fare.
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    zack [email] said at 5:32 AM 10-06-2002:
    Shrek was racist! They both had to be ogres in order to be together.

    FUCK THE MAN


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