i recently bought a bed from a woman on craigslist. trusting idiot that i am, i paid her and we agreed to meet up at the apartment when i got my moving truck, so i could pick the bed up then.

when i went to her place, she had moved out. i called her a million times, left messages, and then she turned off her phone, so i went straight to voicemail!

no one knew where she had gone. we called the university that she said she'd attended, and they said they had no record of her. we went to the police, who sent us to the city court, who said they had no legal authority to make her pay, even if we won a case against her!

so, i'm out 100 dollars when i could really use it. i call her occasionally now, but she won't pick up. i have cajolled, threatened, swore, bitched, and even cried.

now i just want the fat bitch troll dead.

then t thought about it... what better way to abuse her a bit than to throw her to the proverbial wolves a bit?

so everyone! if you feel like doing me a favor and calling her and telling her what a lowdown, shitty thing it is to steal from a poor person, then please go ahead!

her name is

REBECCA MASSEY
415-806-6604
beccamas@gmail.com

what a rotten thing to do. i am sleeping on a futon mattress on the floor. i hate becca massey!