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ed [email] said at 11:22 AM 01-22-2008:
Job? What's that?

Seriously, I'm effin' broke. This sucks.
    brandon [email] said at 1:22 PM 01-22-2008:
    That's unfortunate, you'll probably be assigned to the sugar-mines. The new master's of the international economy have arrived. They hunger.
dianne [email] said at 11:45 AM 01-26-2008:
Should I close my Citibank account or attempt to learn Chinese first?
    brandon [email] said at 12:13 PM 01-26-2008:
    Chinese is for the masters. You would do well to keep quiet in their presence. It's said we sound like obsese dogs yipping when we speak our filthy dog-tongue around them.


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