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Happy day of atonement, everybody

This year I will be smarter, funnier, less annoying, and more grammaticalesque on killogs than last year.
I promise.

In other yearly event news, National Novel Writing Month is coming around again. Anyone gonna try for it?

In other creative writing news, DC has a webcomic/American-Idol-type project coming in October called Zuda Comics. Anybody trying out?

And back to the yearly event business... Somebody sometime suggested a Killoggs gift exchange that wasn't around the holidays. Like around Halloween instead? Anyone? Is this microphone on?

Finally, I went to small claims court last week, to defend myself against the guy in the truck who was hit by a guy in a van who I then hit when I came up the on ramp behind them... two and a half years ago. Before my case got called, I got to hear an amazing tale of a fish-pond installlation gone horribly, horribly leaky. The plaintiff's opener was "I didn't know much about Coy at the time." His final remark?

"It's one piece of polly urea flippy flopping off another, because he couldn't get his gun to shoot off enough heat!"


[ posted by jake at 09/22/2007 08:12:46 PM ]
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marcyatwork said at 1:21 PM 09-23-2007:
Two friends of mine are doing this. While they're slaving away writing a novel, I will be slaving away designing their novels, creating covers and layout designs for when they are done so they can have a few small books made for keepsakes. Should be a fun way to spend Saturday afternoons for a month.
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craig [email] said at 7:09 PM 09-24-2007:
I'm still waiting on my gift from the last exchange.
    jake [email] said at 11:59 PM 09-24-2007:
    I kept Courtney waiting a long time the year before last, but got the gift there eventually. Do you know who your santa was?


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