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cecil

Big Josh!

Note the small print: "Big Jim's buddy"

[ 30 responses ] < Josh Is Great > < link >

[ posted by cecil at 04/15/2007 04:00:39 PM ]
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chrisx [email] said at 4:20 PM 04-15-2007:
"With secret action lever!"

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kiche [email] said at 4:43 PM 04-15-2007:
"anatomically correct!"

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josh [email] said at 5:34 PM 04-15-2007:
i'm stealing this for my myspace

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julie [email] said at 5:57 PM 04-15-2007:
Josh, PLEASE dress up as Big Josh for Halloween.

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jeremy [email] said at 6:49 PM 04-15-2007:
Poor Big Josh, always living in the shadow of Big Jim

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brad [email] said at 12:40 AM 04-16-2007:
weird, i almost made the same comment. now i feel boring and ordinary.

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jeremy [email] said at 8:37 AM 04-17-2007:
i guess that's one way to look at it.

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cecil [email] said at 7:27 PM 04-15-2007:
He may be Big but Josh sneaks up behind a log quietly and gently, splitting it ever so precisely with a flick of the wrist and a smile. "There-there, log," Josh coos, "all better now."

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julie [email] said at 8:05 PM 04-15-2007:
Ha! Totally. From the knees up he looks like he's petting a puppy dog.

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brad [email] said at 12:42 AM 04-16-2007:
I wonder what big Josh's sexual orientation is...

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abby [email] said at 6:57 AM 04-16-2007:
he doesnt have one. hes a doll.

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abby [email] said at 6:58 AM 04-16-2007:
i was looking at the shorts on big josh thinking, the elastic must be something they resort to on the doll's scale scale, im sure big josh is way manlier "irl." but then, look, he is wearing elastic shorts in his portrait, too. josh why are you wearing elastic shorts thats so goofy!

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josh [email] said at 7:36 AM 04-16-2007:
easier to get in and out of them at the bathhouse

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courtney [email] said at 9:23 PM 04-16-2007:
So he could eat all he want at the Hometown Buffet.

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art [email] said at 9:59 AM 04-16-2007:
what a boring looking doll. Is this the best mattel could do - splitting a log? I hope at least this came with a sharp axe

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kara [email] said at 9:30 PM 04-16-2007:
ebay revealed there is also a Big Jack and Big Jeff

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kara [email] said at 9:31 PM 04-16-2007:

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abby [email] said at 9:46 PM 04-16-2007:
lol wtf are you doing big jeff!

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courtney [email] said at 1:47 AM 04-17-2007:
So what's Big Jim's specialty if Josh splits logs, Jack plays sports, and Jeff slices bamboo lengthwise?

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brianbibbly [email] said at 7:36 AM 04-17-2007:
Some would argue that Jack is the Biggest.

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art [email] said at 9:09 AM 04-17-2007:
Does Big Julio come with a low-rider?

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kara [email] said at 9:33 PM 04-16-2007:

MAKE HIM DO IT!!!

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cecil [email] said at 9:42 PM 04-16-2007:
GO BLACK STALLION! GO GO GO

I really need a bust off muscle band.

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abby [email] said at 9:45 PM 04-16-2007:
oh my goodness!

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reggie [email] said at 9:46 PM 04-16-2007:
Shouldn't that be pitch and catch?

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abby [email] said at 9:48 PM 04-16-2007:
dont worry, he can play every sports position.

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courtney [email] said at 1:46 AM 04-17-2007:
Big Black Jack.

Cripes.

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josh [email] said at 11:11 PM 04-16-2007:
someone buy me big josh

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brianbibbly [email] said at 7:40 AM 04-17-2007:
This thread keeps getting better and better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Jim

Notice how the series starts out relatively calm but quickly devolves into madness starting with "David Steel."

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