Subject: your site is great
Sender's Name: Deb
Sender's e-Mail: deb@________.com
Sent via http://www.killoggs.com/feedback/
Message: Hi,
You are the instigator of the site, correct?
It is unbelievable.
Are you guys all friends? How did it start?
I love it, I will be visiting lots!
Deb
Compose a response and I will send it to her... or maybe she will just read it.
Michael [ url ] said at 9:05 PM 11-03-2004: Thank you for your email. Killoggs.com is an experiment in artificial intelligence created by the MIT Engineering Department. All entities, posts, and responses are the result of an immensely complex series of algorithms calculated a million times a second, ad infintum, by a series of IBM Wikipedia 9000 mainframe computers deep below the MIT campus. Participation by non-members is restricted to humans only, however, so in order for you to become a member you must first prove that you are real.
Bryan said at 10:25 PM 11-03-2004: All these people are sub-personalities of Brandon, who carries on thousands of conversations at once, on four computers suspended above his bed.
julie [email] said at 10:29 PM 11-03-2004: Deb, can you hear me? Help! Call for help! I'm being held hostage in this abominable site by forces I dare not mention, what with the Patriot Act and all. Suffice to say: I am not "friends" with anyone on this site. Now, watch closely as I blink you an S.O.S. in morse code.
julie [email] said at 10:31 PM 11-03-2004: PS I am drunk. Thank you George Bush, for renewing in me the desire, nay-- compulsion, to drink to excess on school nights. Good night everyone and fuck off because I'm pissed at all of you.
cousin daniel said at 11:32 PM 11-03-2004: deb, i'm not friends with these guys, some question mark head took my name 'daniel' and now i have to post under 'cousin daniel', which doesn't make sense because i'm not a even cousin either with any of these people (as far as i know). the more you read killoggs the more you brain will grow a tumor.
