"Hi. I had a comment and a question about your Lilly Christine website.

I saw her photos and never knew who she was.  She is without a doubt the
most beautiful woman I have ever seen. In fact, she was so beautiful that I
had to pull out my stiff penis and masturbate to her image. I hope that does
not offend you.

Now the question: what was the date she died? I would have loved to meet
her."