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xmeredithx

i want a rabbit....

not a day goes by when i don't think of a rabbit, and the things i could lay on its head. i want a rabbit, i want a rabbit, i want a rabbit, but brandon says no. i want a rabbit! every day i look back at that post, and i want a rabbit. look what you've done to me.....i can't concentrate at work, i can't sleep at night, i can't think of anything else......this is all loren's fault.

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[ posted by xmeredithx at 04/01/2002 03:01:05 PM ]
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xmx said at 3:03 PM 04-01-2002:
oops.

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Linus said at 3:17 PM 04-01-2002:
Rabbits are good eatin!

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milky [email] said at 3:47 PM 04-01-2002:
Shelly told me she saw a house trained rabbit that can play fetch...

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xmx said at 3:55 PM 04-01-2002:
ooooooh, i want a rabbit that can feltch!!

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brandon [email] said at 3:59 PM 04-01-2002:
I haven't said "no." I just, well, I've got this fecalphilia problem and they look sooo much like milk duds.

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xmx said at 4:01 PM 04-01-2002:
but you like feltching!

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milky [email] said at 4:53 PM 04-01-2002:
You CAN house train them though. And they get along well with cats.

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brianbibbly said at 12:29 AM 04-02-2002:
All rabbits do is poop. Poop, poop, poop. All the time. They don't do anything else. Just sit there and poop. Don't waste your money. We make poop for free.

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brandon [email] said at 4:04 PM 04-01-2002:
Well, I like feltching you. You lack the parasites that make rabbit felching so dangereuse.

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xmx said at 4:07 PM 04-01-2002:
ok, you win. you are the grossest.

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rob [ url ]
said at 4:22 PM 04-01-2002:
one of my friends used to have a rabbit and a huge black lab. The rabbit would chase the lab around the house. it was the funniest shit you ever saw.

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emily [email] said at 4:42 PM 04-01-2002:
rabbit and waffles sounds sooo good right now.

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brandon [email] said at 4:56 PM 04-01-2002:
I think organic, mechanized, breakfast- serving rabbits may one day save the world from terrorism.

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Linus said at 5:36 PM 04-01-2002:
Question? Do the breakfast serving rabbits serve breakfast rabbit? If so, then I agree.

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milky [email] said at 5:51 PM 04-01-2002:
People will hate me for this. But I ate rabbit as a child. And I liked it.

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Linus said at 6:16 PM 04-01-2002:
It's phenomenal. The other-other white meat. Mmmmmm...eat the bunny.

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josh [email] said at 3:30 PM 04-02-2002:
i've eaten rabbit.

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Neilbert said at 7:54 PM 04-02-2002:
Rabbit is actually pretty good.

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Courtney [ url ]
said at 7:11 PM 04-01-2002:

i wuv you, xmx!

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Brandon said at 7:37 PM 04-01-2002:
Little does xmx know what I saw on my way home today.

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xmx said at 10:09 AM 04-02-2002:
*signals timeout to referee*

what did you see?

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brandon [email] said at 3:13 PM 04-02-2002:
a cooch-sniffing spliff dragon.

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xmeredithx [email] said at 3:16 PM 04-02-2002:
you're a fucking asshole, dick.

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brandon [email] said at 3:17 PM 04-02-2002:
A leg-humping biscuit dryer?

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xmeredithx [email] said at 3:18 PM 04-02-2002:
i'm going back to ignoring you now.

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evan said at 7:56 PM 04-01-2002:
i've killed many rabbits. not to eat or anything, just to kill 'em...

"i killed a rabbit in b-rouge just to watch him die"

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Courtney [ url ]
said at 1:12 AM 04-02-2002:
"kill the wabbit?"

with your spear and magic helmet?

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craig [email] said at 9:23 AM 04-02-2002:
"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die."

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josh [email] said at 3:31 PM 04-02-2002:
(paraphrased)

"you ever run over rabbits on your four-wheeler?"

"man, i fucking LOVE killin' shit."

sometimes I miss baton rouge...

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