I was looking thru the pet section of the classifieds and they had lots of ads for christmas puppies. It made me think of this post from a long time ago and i just wanted to spread a lil' christmas cheer....

EveAC80: i want to make a movie about puppies
EveAC80: basically, it'll just be a short film of people opening christmas presents, birhtday presents, etc.
EveAC80: and the present will be one or more puppies jumping out of a box
NeptuneFix: Puppies on fire.
EveAC80: and then the next batch of clips will be people opening presents
EveAC80: but the puppies will be dead
EveAC80: it's gonna be called birthday and christmas puppies
NeptuneFix: "Here's a puppie my grandfather gave to me and his grandfather gave to him".
NeptuneFix: And make it be like falling apart and shit.
EveAC80: or...it could be like, yeah, there's a puppie for you and he's dead...
EveAC80: dead puppies
NeptuneFix: Then it could switch over to the town orphanage where the local millionaire philanthropist/electorial canidate for Mayor is giving presents.
EveAC80: at first i had a whole film going on dead babies...but then that whole fucking-infant-dead babies joke revolution started
NeptuneFix: And the news anchor woman is like "Look as the young boy in a wheelchair is given a puppy"
NeptuneFix: And it'll be a big ass mutt with mange and is foaming at the mouth.
EveAC80: and then the mayor could tip the wheelchair
EveAC80: hmmm... what if there were shots of a cute bouncy puppy in some kids arm, and then the dad comes over and smacks it with a rolled up newspaper until it was dead
EveAC80: and then he says, "ok, let's have our christmas dinner"
EveAC80: of course, the family would be asian.
NeptuneFix: That'd be okay as long as pentagrams were involved.
NeptuneFix: Fucking gooks.
EveAC80: yeah i hate them
EveAC80: or...some kid is given a puppy for christmas
EveAC80: and he's all happy and shit...come dinner time, the puppy is mysteriously missing...
EveAC80: uh oh...billy's new pup is on the dinner table
NeptuneFix: Then billy is like "ouch, I bit into something"
NeptuneFix: And he spits out puppie's ID tag.
EveAC80: or the ribbon that was tied around it's neck
NeptuneFix: Or a condom.
NeptuneFix: But an Asian one. It'd be small.
EveAC80: and made out of rice paper