Kelly and Loren are cool. I had fun talking to them last night about peeing on bathmats, meatotomies and all kinds of good stuff. Kelly even aimed the webcam down her skirt once, she claims by accident.
dave said at 7:13 PM 05-30-2001: this is somewhat unrelated, but i was tortured as a child because my middle(!) name is Loren. it's a shame because i think it's an exceptionally masculine name, but of course my torturous childhood peers didn't agree.
loren said at 7:57 PM 05-30-2001: Yeah, i got it all my life, though not as bad as you'd expect. It was more annoying having to correct spellings and Mr. instead of Mrs. more than the taunts. They even misspelled it on my diploma. I think i caught more shit for my last name than my first.
(Tip: Half a bottle of wine makes you a much much cooler friend.)
loren said at 2:07 AM 05-31-2001: nope, it's where you have a Prince Albert piercing that you gauge down really big, then you scalpel between the holes. fun fun.
dave said at 12:40 PM 05-31-2001: ya, that's pretty disgusting. how about just sticking needlenose pliers up your urethra and opening them, jaws-of-life style? yowsers.
dave said at 5:53 PM 05-31-2001: was he an abused child or what? "hey guys! i just had the new 'Xtreme' penis mutilation done! Now my dad won't want to suck it!"
shelly said at 2:29 PM 05-31-2001: since most of the guys on here are american, the majority are probably already altered.
mary, do you have a preference for the natural state of the penis in all its hooded glory?
amy said at 9:16 PM 06-01-2001: Then neither of you has ever had sex with an uncircumcised man. Based on experience either uncircumcised men are somewhat impotent compared to their sliced brothers, French men are impotent, or the men I dated with uncircumcised penii were not really attracted to me in the first place to get an erection I would call normal.
I support the second option because I also had an Irish boyfriend who was circumcised and rather large. He went to France to teach, he came back, he was impotent. I also had a German one with full regalia and his extra baggage did not affect his manly man.
If someone disagrees and they have hard evidence, please share.
amy said at 9:30 PM 06-01-2001: I thought I should stick to the subject and not be so rude as to just come out and say French men are impotent. If there are any French men who would like to prove their worth, please step forward.
amy said at 4:33 PM 06-05-2001: Maybe younger, maybe younger and not French or anyone that has had sex with frenchwomen for an extended period of time.
dave said at 5:23 PM 06-05-2001: me too. sometimes when people ask if i'm cut or not and i say no, they seem amazed. but then i say, hey, you're the one with a piece of your cock missing, not me.
mary said at 6:36 PM 06-05-2001: The dumbest reason I've heard so far in support of the mandatory genital mutilation of baby boys: "If his dick looks different from mine, he'll have issues."
Laura said at 3:19 AM 05-31-2001: hey i like peeing on bathmats and cox just as much as the next bloke, but hey, where was that picture taken? is that web-cam-action?
