Hello Killoggs, my name is Julie. I’ve been lurking here off and on for years. I have never been to Baton Rouge or New Orleans. I estimate that I know roughly ten percent of the Killoggs army. Ben drew me a head for my birthday this year, maybe it can replace my questionmark head. This is it:
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About me: I live in DC in an old rowhouse in a lovely “bad” neighborhood. I like it. My roommates and I are the only crackers on my block. My neighbors are: Trent, Donnie & Carol, and Ezekiel, who is 9 and gives me the street high-five. I started reading Killoggs some time in 2001 when I met Ben. At that time, I was working at Visions, but I don’t anymore. Right now, I would rather list things randomly than write paragraphs, so here goes:
-I once shared a house with Ben (and at times Angele)
-I think I hired Ben and Angele at Visions, and maybe Josh too
-I have served Marcia many glasses of white wine at the Galaxy Hut, but I know her as Marci and alternately, Chad’s wife.
-I have pictures of Reggie in his weird George Bush clown Halloween costume
-Being Denee’s boss was hard, because she is more of a leader than a follower
-I have been kissed on the forehead by Jason Hutto
-I don’t know Carla, but I know her little sister who is awesome
-I don’t know Cecil, but I totally have a crush on him from reading his posts
-I was all happy when Brandon and xmx got engaged, then I didn’t read Killoggs for like a year, and then I was all confused, and now I think I’ve got it
-Zach (not Zack) is another person I hired at Visions. He is the greatest.
-I have been to the Dirt Farm on several occasions.
If you would like to know more about me, I invite you to view my answers to the totally gay quiz. Not included in my quiz answers, but possibly pertinent info: I, too, like: sushi, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and vitamin water. I hate mayonnaise as much as or more than anyone here, and yet I do not wear black converse sneakers.
josh [email] said at 4:13 PM 06-01-2004: Julie was a fun boss and is very tall. She also had an amazing "The Bride" costume last Halloween. Every time I see her, her hair is completely different.
marcia [email] said at 5:36 PM 06-01-2004: julie! I read your post and was like, "who the fuck is this julie chic?" and then I realized. you still working up the street from me or what? I rarely go to galaxy anymore but it would be cool to see you sometime.
julie [email] said at 11:21 AM 06-02-2004: I'm no longer there every monday, now it's more like 2-3 mondays a month, plus a random saturday. Call the bar first if you wanna verify my behind-bar-ed-ness. I miss your wine drinking ass!
Woody said at 5:39 PM 06-01-2004: Yeah yeah! Mayo is one of my favorite foods evar. It is also a decent song. Mayo on hamburgers is better than getting licked all over by a hundred cats!
Mayo is the culinary embodiment of all evil ever perpetrated, which is then distilled and then placed into jars.
And people dip their fren... err, freedom fries into it! ::shudder:: Fries are only be dipped into a mixture that's 60% mustard, 39.7% ketchup, and .3% pepper. And none of that fruiyt orange "seasoning" on the fires, either. If God had wanted fries to be orange, they'd be made from sweet potatoes!
Okay, I'm rambling. The 2 hours' sleep has finally caught up. But I mean it.
So, to sum up: Mayo bad! Mayo on fries beyond bad! Mustard-ketchup pepper on fries good! Fries good! Orange crap on fries bad!
Sesur said at 7:16 PM 06-01-2004: Mayo adds some flavor only when properly combined with complimentary substances.
It's very very very nasty directly out of the jar though! I once ate some by the spoon full for some video skit he was making. I almost puked. Ugh.
Best Foods REAL Mayonnaise
Ingredients: Soybean Oil, Water, Whole Eggs and Egg Yolks, Vinegar, Salt, Sugar, Lemon Juice, Calcium Disodium EDTA (used to protect quality), Natural Flavors
ed [email] said at 7:43 PM 06-01-2004: My head and your head are in a straight line, indicating you were answering Carla. The interruption in the middle was indented a little because it doesn't have a head. It appears where it does because it chronologically answered Carla after I did, but before you did.
brianbibbly [email] said at 11:30 AM 06-02-2004: Amen! Thank god for someone elso who loves the mayo! I will eat the fuck out of some mayo and smack the shit out of anyone who tries to stop me! (I don't want to hear shit from you Woody!)
carla [email] said at 6:07 PM 06-01-2004: wait. julie! i think we have met actually. was your hair VERY red? Do you have a brother named Glenn? If so, we have met on many occasions, but if you don't remember, thats cool. I am one of those people that remember everything. Also, my sister is getting a head soon too!
julie [email] said at 11:26 AM 06-02-2004: D'oh. Now I feel like a jackass. Thanks for the welcome, and now that you mention it, I do totally remember you. Aww, we know each others' little siblings... Big sisters rule!
courtney [email] said at 7:02 PM 06-01-2004: Hi Julie! I don't know very many people in the army either (only have met ben, loren, wil, mary, zack, luster and cecil IRL), but it seems to have worked out pretty well so far. ;)
reggie [email] said at 9:27 AM 06-02-2004: JULIE!!! Welcome aboard! I ain't seen hide nor (red) hair of you in a long time and I mean even before I moved to Philly. (Remember Dat and Kat?)
One of my favorite pictures is one I have of Julie chilling outside of Visions with this huge cast on her leg.
I do like mayo though, but not on fries. The perfect fries to me are 1)Boardwalk fries drowned in Old Bay and Vinegar 2) any other regular fries but covered thoroughly with pepper and then nearly drowned in ketchup.
julie [email] said at 11:31 AM 06-02-2004: Reggie, I didn't know you were in Philly. Also, I read your post 3 times, and kept reading that line as "Julie chilling... with this huge CAT on her leg," and I was all, Man, I don't remember that at all! How drunk was I? (Although come to think of it, the cast and being drunk are not entierly unrelated...)
julie [email] said at 4:46 PM 06-02-2004: Thank god-- I needed a reason to end this absurd little crush I have on you. No offense, man. I've never met you, and I'm sure you're awesome aside from the mayo thing.
reggie [email] said at 4:29 PM 06-02-2004: It's real easy to put too much mayo on things (as I have discovered here in Philly.) When they're not drowning stuff in Cheez Whiz they're drowing it in mayo. Order cole slaw: too much mayo. Cheesesteak: too much mayo. Burgers: too much mayo. No wonder this city is the fattest city in the country. Well that and the Wing Bowl.
