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What's the deal with apartment toilets?

I sware if I ever manage to ever own my own place, the first damned thing that I'm going to do is weld the damned flushing handle/lever to the fucking rod that it attatches to inside of the back of the toilet. Every apartment that I've ever lived in, and it's A LOT of them, I've had the same damned problem with the handle coming off of the toilet about once a week when I go to flush it. It usually happens when I'm taking that piss in the middle of the night and I'm too tired or still half asleep to deal with it. It also often happens to guests when they go to flush the toilet. Like I said, it's not just in my current place, it's happened forever, in every apartment that I've ever lived in! This never happened when I was a kid, living in a house with my parents, it still never happens at their houses, nor does it happen at friends houses or condos. But it continually happens in apartments. I've had roommates in the past that would use the toilet and then have the lever come off when attempting to flush, so they just fucking left it like it was, unflushed, until someone like myself came along with the knowledge of how to remove the lid on back of the toilet and put the lever back on and flush it. I'm so fucking sick of this problem. Does anyone else have this detachable flushing lever problem? What have you done to stop it from happening? I've pulled out tools and tightened the fuck out of it, etc. and calling the land lord never helps.


[ posted by john at 11/05/2007 07:57:53 PM ]
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john [email] said at 8:00 PM 11-05-2007:
And I refuse to ever spend my own money on fixing the problem myself while I'm renting.
brandon [email] said at 8:48 PM 11-05-2007:
Everytime I move into a new place, I buy a chainless kit and replace all the innards. Because 1) I've never lived in an apartment where the toilet doesn't run all the time when I moved in 2) The chain things even when they're on right, don't set always set the plug properly. With a solid plastic arm it almost always does. It's about 20 bucks. You can get them at the local hardware store. You will have take out the tank-fill hose and secure a new gasket. But, if you know know to turn off the water to the tank, you're 75% there anyway. Bonus: the units don't rely on a floater to tell it to shut off - so none of that fucking around with setting a slimy plastic ball at the right angle.
    john [email] said at 8:55 PM 11-05-2007:
    Thanks. That's another big problem with toilets in apartments. They run all of the damned time if you don't jiggle the lever just right after a flush. I might consider the chainless kit.
josh [email] said at 5:19 PM 11-06-2007:
i think i may have had these issue at leaway in br but not since then? actually the dirtfarm had a variety of issues but this was far from #1
    john [email] said at 5:50 PM 11-06-2007:
    Was Leaway on Nicholson or right off of Nicholson? I think it was but I can't remember for sure if it was. Anyway, I was in BR a couple of weeks ago and all of those apartments were torn down and that whole area of Nicholson is now a row of brand new condos. The liquor store and everything is gone and now just a huge development of condos. Most of LSU is now condos. Pretty much anyplace that any of us frequented or hung out at before is now a condo. It's sad.
      josh [email] said at 2:25 PM 11-07-2007:
      yeah its been that way since last time i was there, which was like 2 years ago.
shauna [email] said at 5:07 PM 12-04-2007:
so last night at about 4 a.m., i go to flush, and the lever just flew right off. immediately, i thought of this thread, which i did not understand at all last month. in fact, i thought you guys were oddly obsessed with your toilets.

but now, thanks to killoggs, i have diagnosed the fact that the solid plastic arm snapped off from the flush lever. dammit.


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