Amanda and I taught two guys to polka, and then one of them drunkenly informed us that we should be careful of the "abdominal snowman" and "the di-polar bear" on our way home.
jess [email] said at 12:04 PM 12-12-2005: This was only one of many delightfully droll adventures from this weekend, but I'll let the other heads catch y'all up.
I just can't stop laughing about the fucking abdominal snowman. The image of a yeti with a crunch machine will NEVER CEASE TO BE FUNNY.
amanda [email] said at 12:26 PM 12-12-2005: I know! I also can't stop laughing at the image of a manic-depressive polar bear either:
"Grr!!! Let's bike to France! I'm going to eat 10 seals and then knit a purple sweater!"
5 hours later...
"Life sucks. Why can't I be happy? All I want is to fit in. Why do I have to be sad? Why does everything have to be white and fluffy? It's so cold. I wish I were dead."
meredith [email] said at 2:15 PM 12-12-2005: Later that night he asked me why everyone thought that was so funny. I said, "Because no one really knew if you DID or not."
meredith [email] said at 1:42 PM 12-12-2005: I seriously think he gave us those cookies because I was making fun of them right in front of him the entire time we were ordering. Because the menu said TO DIE FOR!!!! and that was funny.
meredith [email] said at 2:16 PM 12-12-2005: He really got us with that 'suprise' though. We were accusing Damon of 'doing something' for at least fifteen minutes.
amanda [email] said at 7:57 PM 12-12-2005: I honestly thought that the restaurant would suddenly clear out and gangsters were going to come in and shoot our table up due to Jeremy's antics and/or our discussions about horse rape.
