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jess
Name That Metal Band

So, I'm in a nasty lo-fi thrashy black/death metal band now (ref: Weakling for the sound we are going for), and we need a name.

Please post suggestions. We have already nixed "Broadsword" because:
1) There is already some Australian band with that name;
2) "It sounds goofy,"
3) It sounds like parody metal,
4) or maybe epic metal, like Falconer or whathaveyou.

Have at it, y'all. Your combined cultural knowledge will come up with something, I'm sure.

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[ posted by jess at 11/10/2005 08:49:29 PM ]
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john [email] said at 9:17 PM 11-10-2005:
Who are some of the death metal bands you like? I used to have a lot of that stuff but haven't really been into it as much in a long time. Even hosted a metal show in college and commercial radio for a while. This is amazing, I'm totally going to your shows.
    meredith [email] said at 9:27 PM 11-10-2005:
    John can also participate in you and Jeremy's upcoming 'Iron Chef' competitions. Myriam and I will be the judges.
      john [email] said at 9:29 PM 11-10-2005:
      What is this? Why have I not been informed?
        meredith [email] said at 9:36 PM 11-10-2005:
        Because you didn't drink three bottles of wine with Jess and I last night.
          jess [email] said at 11:05 PM 11-10-2005:
          Man, we need to set a date for that.

          John, I love all of the Birmingham stuff (Napalm Death/Carcass/etc.), some New York stuff (Suffocation et al), Devourment, Dissection, Death, the first three Morbid "Hey, was that a bear?" Angel records ... and so on and so forth. I like a lot of the tech bands (Cynic, Atheist, etc) a lot too but I don't think they count as proper death?
            john [email] said at 12:28 AM 11-11-2005:
            Ha ha ha!!! You saw that on Beavis and Butthead! Awesome. Yeah, I like all of those bands. Unfortunately, I sold all of my cds a while back when I was really broke.
              john [email] said at 12:52 AM 11-11-2005:
              Plague Rages by Napalm Death kicks ass, most of their stuff does. Carcass, Heartwork is like my favorite cd. Also, the entire Canibal Corpse live album is good shit. I'm a big Deicide fan too. I was big into Sepultura's early shit, before they started incorporating all of the Brazillian crap into their music, man I could go on for days.
      myriam [email] said at 10:23 PM 11-10-2005:
      Iron Chef! Mere and I make good judges. She can be that actress: "it tastes like... hee hee... meeting your lover under the cherry blossoms! hee hee hee!" and I will be the nasty old coot: "This could be good... if it HAD ANY TASTE!"
amanda [email] said at 9:27 PM 11-10-2005:
Nympholepsy
Malcontent
Kamchatka
Anodized
Conductor! (note: ! must be included)
    amanda [email] said at 9:31 PM 11-10-2005:
    (another note: feel free to be loose with the usage of umlauts on any any of the above)
brandonA [email] said at 9:38 PM 11-10-2005:
Programmed
Deathhat
Syndicate
Forcefed
Quahog Cult
brandon [email] said at 9:40 PM 11-10-2005:
Ghost Dogs of the South
Southern Decadant
Honor Culture
Ironclad
C.S.S. (Confederate States' Sorcery)
Fort Hudson
Sherman's March
Upsidedown Southern Cross
Stazi and Baus
RedStick
Dirombourg in Flames
Firebombing Dirombourg
Gar see link
Hirundo Russki
    ed [email] said at 11:17 PM 11-10-2005:
    Ooooh, "Sherman's March" tickles my fancy.

    Although, truth be told, it's not all that fancy.
anthony [email] said at 9:52 PM 11-10-2005:
Pulaski Warcry
brandon [email] said at 9:53 PM 11-10-2005:
Flechette Lives!
Flechette Solution
A Game of Flechette
Grim Lanyard
Munitions Dump Drunk
60th Floor (floor of Chris Farley's Apartment)
Haymarket Sacrifice
Pullman Cathars
brandon [email] said at 9:54 PM 11-10-2005:
Nanoevolution
brandon [email] said at 9:54 PM 11-10-2005:
piezoeccentric
brandon [email] said at 9:55 PM 11-10-2005:
Prisoner's Delphina
brandon [email] said at 9:55 PM 11-10-2005:
Econometrika
meredith [email] said at 10:02 PM 11-10-2005:
The Iron Chefs!!!! No? What?
Randy said at 10:24 PM 11-10-2005:
Simulacra
Turkish Delight
Enduser
Pounder Vista
Ragle Gumm
Tapesnake
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    2pants said at 7:51 PM 11-11-2005:
    There was a Turkish Delight in the northeast U.S. already. Maybe Malcontentment. Any mal- prefix will serve you well for death metal. Or just pick the name of some minor deity from a mayan death cult or whatever. Google Yum Cimil, there ya go. Plenty of underused band names that way. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_deity
    [Reply To this] [#199821] [ip: logged]
ed [email] said at 10:51 PM 11-10-2005:
KeroseneHeart.
jess [email] said at 11:06 PM 11-10-2005:
There are a few I really like in here that I'm going to present to the band. I knew I could count on you guys.
rick [email] said at 11:09 PM 11-10-2005:
Driveshaft (a wink to industrialism)

Reptilian Brain (a wink to evolutionary psychology)

Faecalith (a wink to gastroenterology)

Totentanz (a wink to medievalism)

Cargo Cult (a wink to conspicuous consumption and to South Seas anthropology)

Squassato (a wink to torture and to Niccolo Machiavelli)

Malaise (a wink to life's shittiness)

Rank Miasma (a wink to historical ecology)

Gridlock (a wink to LA traffic)


The Suckers (a wink to historical Illinois)

Katrina (a wink to recent disaster)

Typhoid Mary (a wink to historic epidemiology and to Daredevil comics)

Crank (a wink to sumthin' I guess)

Hellbent for Leather (a wink to Judas Priest and to gay clubbers)

Hellbent for Pleather (a wink to PETA)

Ultraviolence (a wink to Anthony Burgess)

Wendigo (a wink to cannibalism and Native American studies)

Ciupaga (a wink to Polish folklore)

Steinen und Beinen (a wink to German folklore)

Scorched Earth ( I dunno; I just like burning stuff)

Whelp (I just like the word)

Attrition (I am just tossing things out at this point)

Shock and Awe (go for the jingoistic niche)

Sang pour Sang (a wink to Louisiana colonial history)

    ed [email] said at 11:15 PM 11-10-2005:
    In all seriousness, I love both "Malaise" (although it sounds kinda wimpy for a metal band) and "Wendigo".
      jess [email] said at 11:18 PM 11-10-2005:
      There actually is a Wendigo - they're a metal band from Hungary. There are also two Attritions already, and an Ultraviolence. Ciupaga makes me happy because I'm a total Polack.
    rick [email] said at 11:19 PM 11-10-2005:
    Spanish Boots (more torture references!)

    Hue and Cry (no idea, whatever)

    Din (see above)

    Harum Scarum (see above)

    The Crucible (a wink to Arthur Miller and paranoia)

    Avenging Angels (a wink to the Church of Latter Day Saints)

    Natural Born Killoggers (a wink to Josh and Ben)

    Bonesaw (yeah, that's dumb so what)

    Chinese Rock (a wink to one of the heavier Ramones' songs)

    Decline of the American Empire (a wink to European elitists)

    Curse of the Goat (a wink to Chicago folklore)

    Heavy Water (a wink to nuclear weaponmaking)

    Cat O' Nine Tails (what is it with me and torture references)

    Flail (see above)

    Winged Chariot (a wink to Andrew Marvell)

    Boll Weevil (only if this is Southernfried death metal)

    Mushroom Cloud (apocalyptical paranoia)

    Dirty Bomb (terrorism fear)

    Gauntlet (a wink to old video games, medieval warfare, and yes, you guessed it, torture)

    Run the Gauntlet (see above)

    Delerium Tremens (a wink to a pretty good beer and withdrawl)

    Asystole (a wink to cardiology)

    Precordial Thump (see above)

    Stacked Shocks (see above)

    I will think of some more.

      rick [email] said at 11:31 PM 11-10-2005:
      Jolly Roger (a wink to piracy but this sounds too happy perhaps)

      Black Hole of Calcutta (a wink to British colonialism)

      Roarke's Drift (see above)

      Saturday Night Massacre (a wink to American presidential politics)

      Double Indemnity (a wink to legalism)

      Double Jeopardy (see above)

      Cestus ( a wink to gladiators of Antiquity)

      Greek Fire ( a wink to medieval warfare)

      The Mirthless Laugh of the Damned (a wink to "The Simpsons")

      Dead Man's Hand (a wink to the Wild West and to poker)

      Null Point (a wink to mathematics, I think)

      Mahakala (a wink to Buddhist mythology)

      Kala (a wink to Edgar Rice Burroughs)

      Lord of the Flies (a wink to William Golding)

      The Golem (a wink to Jewish folklore)

      Pale Rider (a wink to Revelations and to Clint Eastwood)

      Wormwood (a wink to absinthe and to Revelations and to Palladium Role-Playing Games)

      Tiamat (a wink to Babylonian mythology and to Dungeons and Dragons)

        rick [email] said at 11:37 PM 11-10-2005:
        Penny Dreadfuls (a wink to antique popular culture)

        Locust (I know there already is a band called "The Locust")

        Hatorade (a wink to teenyboppers)

        Calico Jack (another wink to historical piracy)

        When the Levee breaks (a wink to Southern folklore and to Led Zeppelin)

        Dire Wolves (a wink to Dungeons and Dragons and to the Grateful Dead)

        Sweetmeats (a wink to carnivorous cuisine)

        Death Rattle (a wink to dying)

        Agonal Breathing (see above)

        Proud Tower (a wink to Edgar Allan Poe)

          rick [email] said at 11:55 PM 11-10-2005:
          The Cold Calculations (a wink to science fiction)

          Omelas (see above)

          Hysteria (a wink to Greek mythology and to Def Leoppard)

          South of Heaven (a wink to Slayer)

          dirt farm (a wink to Killoggs)

          Boxer Rebellion (a wink to modern Chinese history)

          sawed-off (promote violence!)

          streetsweeper (promote violence and/or cleaning professions)

          Molotov Cocktail (more violence)

          Bearshirt (a wink to Nordic battlelore)

          Ulfsark (see above)

          Quickening (a wink to Christian biogenesis)

          Calisto (a wink to alternate theories of evolution and to Shakespeare)

          The Huns (a wink to barbaric invaders)

          Battlecat (a wink to He-Man)

          Romper Stomper (a wink to Russell Crowe)

          Battle Royale (a wink to warfare and to Japanese cinema)

          Port Royal (more reference to piracy)

          Cave Canem (a reference to antiquity)

          The Yellow Wallpaper (a reference to Charlotte Perkins Gilman)

          Horror at Red Hook (a reference to HP Lovecraft)

          Warthog (I like the animal)

    abby [email] said at 11:59 PM 11-10-2005:
    rick, you butt. driveshaft is charlie's band on the hit tv show LOST.
    kiche [email] said at 12:33 AM 11-11-2005:
    there is already a band named attrition.
katie [email] said at 11:47 PM 11-10-2005:
LIMOZEEN
katie [email] said at 11:56 PM 11-10-2005:
HAMHOLE
abby [email] said at 12:08 AM 11-11-2005:
DOG BALLS
brandon [email] said at 12:08 AM 11-11-2005:
Tetrarch
Pemstock
Billingsgate Cato
Aquilonian Bombaata
Phrygian Tears
Tears of Attis
Hypoborian Tumult
Philopratter Soter
Tragimene
Gunch
muscipula
kiche [email] said at 12:28 AM 11-11-2005:
Verfremdungseffekt (hat tip to zack)

ÅñåL PLæÿGRðûñD

Scümlauts

James Dobson Ate My Baby

Santorum

Poisoned Rectory

Fangs of the Earth

The Kuiper Belt

Oort Cloud

Bleeding Fury

Dead Flesh on the Cross

Flesh Grimoire

Carved in Flesh

The Blood Clots

Hamholes to Infinity (stolen from brandon)

Somebody killed Brandon

Human Appendages

The Thing in the Void

The Mess that used to be You

Former Humans

The Snail People

Putrid Green Blood

Mass of Tentacles

Blood Mass

Sacred Feces

XXXTIAN - SEXSEXSEX!!!

Severed Genitals

Disembodied and Reassembled

Organic Matter

Human Grass

Flesh made of Grass (i think this may have been a book)

Grass made of Flesh

The Skin Tree

The Room of Rotting Flesh

The Mile Long Sore

Giant Slug Telepathic Communion
kiche [email] said at 12:32 AM 11-11-2005:
Cross made of Flesh

Crucisex

Southern Baptist Serial Rape

Cadaver Dump

The Bone Razor

Skeletal Organ

Blue Whale Sphincter
katie [email] said at 12:35 AM 11-11-2005:
Nematode

Azazel

Searing Gas Pain

Squid Head

Basal Cell Carcinoma

Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

Unagi

Sangre

Pneumonoultrasilicovolcanioniosis
rick [email] said at 12:45 AM 11-11-2005:
Crisis of Infinite Kevin Federline
rick [email] said at 12:49 AM 11-11-2005:
Cancer Alley

Chemical City

brandon [email] said at 1:51 AM 11-11-2005:
Caligula's Boots

Moist Reckoning
Sesur said at 2:02 AM 11-11-2005:
Sedated Sodomite
Lobotomy Casters
Gushing Skull
Jess and The Rapists
Zyklon Mask
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Chris Beattie said at 6:52 AM 11-11-2005:
Bloated Goat
[Reply To this] [#199625] [ip: logged]
andrew [email] said at 8:01 AM 11-11-2005:
Strichnine Temple
(actually already taken)
josh [email] said at 8:32 AM 11-11-2005:
Ungulate
Intifada
rick [email] said at 9:57 AM 11-11-2005:
John, I am sure you will choose the best possible name for your new band. However, for your first album, I believe one of this photograph should be the cover:

http://www.killoggs.com/log/responses/2594506

    myriam [email] said at 10:38 AM 11-11-2005:
    It's Jess's band! You may have been confused by the question mark heads.
      rick [email] said at 11:23 AM 11-11-2005:
      Oh man, that was completely idiotic.

      But yeah, I saw a question mark head and metal and I thought it was John.

        myriam [email] said at 11:29 AM 11-11-2005:
        That picture is still classic.
          rick [email] said at 12:58 PM 11-11-2005:
          I also thought about the photograph of girls he took at the Kid Rock concert at the Rivercenter (which will always be Centroplex to me).
kiche [email] said at 10:44 AM 11-11-2005:
Dobson Family Blood Orgy
kiche [email] said at 10:56 AM 11-11-2005:
Who Killed Mary What's 'Er Name? (from the movie)

Skeletal Confessional

Hive Mind

Interdimensional Intelligence

Massive Human
kiche [email] said at 10:59 AM 11-11-2005:
The Stake
jess [email] said at 6:11 PM 11-11-2005:
I knew you guys would come through for me.
kiche [email] said at 6:54 PM 11-11-2005:
you should ditch death metal and start a post metal band.


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