Make the bands stop. Make them go away. Send them to the fires of hell for all eternity. Make them stop sending me e-mails. Specifically, make them stop sending me 200+ e-mails at a time.
But most importantly, for the love of fuck, make them stop being so goddamn bad.
(okay that's it. make it happen, chop chop. I'm going to bed)
andrew [email] said at 1:58 PM 05-05-2005: I hate that too. Not that I'm a rockstar, but if I was I wouldn't be sending out mass emails. That's not the Bowie way. It's stupid. I was only Moldy Peaches list for a while, and it was amusing, but I got on so many crappy band lists I had to change email addresses. Imagining Bob Pollard or Roger Daltrey sending out junk like that is depressing.
sonny [email] said at 7:40 PM 05-05-2005: "sing to the tune of any Manowar song"
Medic has been to the fires of Hell
for half an eternity
but now we're here and we're ready to rock
kick a viking in the knee.
Alot of times i ask a band looking for a show "are you metal" if they say "kinda" i stab them with my cellular sword
I know there is no strict adherance to metal but variations thereof it just has to do with honesty and maybe the phrase
"is your band good?"
If they don't know sever their heads
if they have more than 5 words in their name axe em
If they have trucker girls on their site axe
list below all the other reasons to axe a prospective band below:
jeremy [email] said at 7:47 PM 05-05-2005: vincent price's orphan-powered death machine .. if you cound orphan-powered as one word, im still in the clear.
anthony [email] said at 8:05 PM 05-05-2005: I feel you denman. I'm still getting e-mails from bands about booking shows in a place I haven't lived for over a year and a half now. I loved the promo packs I got though...fucking brick wall shot after brick wall.
