1. he's my cat.
2. he likes gold lame tartare, liberace (goes without saying), and underwear drawers.
3. he can digest anything: glass, car batteries, rubberbands, numchucks, nimrods, and numnuts.
4. he likes pina coladas.
5. he was named by small children.
max [email] said at 11:58 PM 10-10-2006: 1. I'm some dude you used to know in Santa Cruz.
2. I like cats, most music, and underwear drawers.
3. I digest mostly burritos and beer.
4. I prefer margaritas.
5. I was officially named Infant Male until age 1, at which point they decided to change it to Max.