Yet she increased her whorings, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.
Approach life as if you have a bagfull of dicks.
Remember, if you let one person have one, you have to give one to everyone else. Do you have enough? Do you have "THE" bag filled with the most dicks?
Willie B said at 9:09 PM 01-30-2004: Hey Micro-Ween... I mean, Brandon. I've been told that if it was a bag of dicks made up of dicks as small as yours what you'd have is a bag of Raisinettes!!!!
brandon [email] said at 11:56 AM 01-31-2004: Hey Willie B., That's not what your dad said when I ripped open his colon. As a matter of fact, he praised it lavishly in comparison to your own which gives him no pleasure. Yes, it's true. Your dad fakes it with you, you simpering fag.
brandon [email] said at 10:06 PM 02-03-2005: "I know that my talent with photography is a gift from God that I work to improve, and I thank Him for blessing me with that gift. I am not going to go into my personal faith and what it means to me because to me it is just that... personal, and evangelism is not one of my spiritual gifts. I actually know that because of a class Jenne and I took at our church."
I'm categorizing my posts. The above is from Willie B's blog. Apparently he's giving Thomas Kincaid a run for the disputed title of "Photographer of Light." Willie's also got a thing for longer-than-they-are-wide fuselages - good luck with that, you inveterate asshole.
