I'm just tired. Tired of pretending I am someone, something I am not. I'm Cricket. I walk these cold DC streets everyday and feel people look down at the concrete instead of seeing the truth that lies in my eyes. I'm Cricket. I have learned more in my meager existance than these fucks in their entire lives. I shit on their very bieng. I'm Cricket. I bark at the moon and howl at thestars. You can laugh at me, but I will just chalk it up to ignorance unsubstantiated conjecture. I'm Cricket and you ca go fuck yourself. You know what?
This reminds me of the time that I was walking down the street and this guy walked p to me and said, bumbleclat? and i said "like, dude, is this a latino garaje or what? and like he still had my car so I'm a racist. You know, like the kind of racist that speaks english. Do you remember when the patriots won the super bowl and paul Mccarney said something like "isn't is appropriate that in these troubled times a team called the patriots would win the super bowl?" which brings me to bad brains. Those guys are homophobes... I'm cricket, I'm hungry for stink. "don't pot that" etc. "ok, fine"
Michael said at 4:13 AM 01-20-2004: curious, does 'robots' mean that somebody else has spoofed Cricket's post, that it's automated or a real person... what's that mean? I've seen that referenced a couple of times...
Rinaldi said at 4:11 AM 01-20-2004: "I'm Cricket and you can go fuck yourself.” That should go into the quotation rotation.
When Descartes had his little robot dream and struggled with the dubious reality of automatons and the frustrating doubt that they created in his mind of the potency of existence as we know it, his conclusion was the same: 'I'm Descartes and you can all go fuck yourself.'
From that point on, he was golden. From that foundation, he changed all of western philosophy, mathematics, and science-- by building upon that one inescapable immutable conclusion.
So, from this point on, you too are golden. You have gone rounds with the automatons in the streets and let out your yawp. You reached the same conclusion as Descartes, except you put it so much more eloquently. So fast. With so much more style and grace. What next?
We don’t need another coordinate system or even more hyperbolic doubt. We don’t need proof of God’s existence through mind body duality. We need simple things, like a perpetual motion machine, toilet seats that stay up automatically, and your happiness.
There. There are three things. Which one are you going to tackle first? Or maybe something different?
