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fairy godmothers.

last night i dreamt that ben and angele had a little baby boy and he was so sweet and cute. they asked me to be the godmother and angele picked me up in a van and we drove to some harbor to take a tour on a yacht. i held the baby and it was so small and cuddley, it fit just perfectly in my arms. he danced and laughed and i was sad to have to give him back. when angele and i stopped to get gas, i went inside to pee and janet jackson was in the girls room. i could tell she was distraught about something. she looked at me hard and asked if i preferred j-lo's music to hers. i told her noway. then she said it didnt matter b/c she was smarter than jenifer lopez anyway. i agreed and told her all of j-lo's fans were dumb and why would she want dumb fans. then i went outside and some crackheads had shot another womans baby and byron was my new driver but as soon as he saw the trouble he took off running and left me.

[ posted by cricket at 01/28/2003 12:33:07 PM ]
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*carla* said at 12:41 PM 01-28-2003:
Maybe the J.Lo stuff came after I mentioned you guys were born the same day. I read about your day in the birthday book, I wish I could remember what the day was called!!
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kara [email] said at 1:52 PM 01-28-2003:
Another interesting thing you me and carla seem to have in common is we all remember a lot of vivid dreams.
kara [email] said at 2:04 PM 01-28-2003:
I had this dream the other night that me and Carla and some other people were like walking on a nature trail in the woods.... me and Carla were discussing our tattoo... and we decided to get a tube of lipstick ( )on it's side with the cancer symbol () on it.
Last night I had dreams about my cousin trying to kill me, and riding and running around Beltsville...
    AngeleL said at 11:38 PM 01-28-2003:
    I like that tattoo. Pretty cool for a dream tattoo.
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NathanK said at 2:18 PM 01-28-2003:
I dreamt that I was hanging out in an austere cafe in Paris and then I had to pick up my dog from the vet, but I couldn't say "pick up" in French, so I woke up to figure it out.
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    milky [email] said at 2:30 PM 01-28-2003:
    You're speaking Potuguese...the French will come after. Languages are simlar, I heard.
      NathanK said at 6:29 PM 01-28-2003:
      The pronunciation is tricky in both, but a little easier in Portuguese.
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        milky [email] said at 7:00 PM 01-28-2003:
        They told me that...someone from the mass comm dept. heard my french and wanted me to go with the J school to Portugal. I declined. (Indicision with life was my reason).
Emmaliegh said at 2:33 PM 01-28-2003:
the other night I dreamt that I was at the bayou flirting w/ some boy I want. everything was going well and I was trying to figure out if I wanted to go to his place or take him to my place. then the dream cut to the next day and me telling my friends how I finally hooked up w/ the boy. lucky me, I missed all the good bits in between.
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josh [email] said at 2:49 PM 01-28-2003:
The truth is, Angele and Ben already have a little baby boy. They keep him in a box under the stairs.

Sometime I can hear him crying.
Bendependent [email] said at 4:05 PM 01-28-2003:
the night before last, well morning actually, i was trying to fall asleep at around 7:30 am to no avail.

Angele was asleep and I was just laying there thinking about things when she mumbled something:

Angele: gurga zoola

me: What?

Angele: Gurganzoola

me: What? What the hell are you saying?

Angele: Gorgonzola. It's a type of cheese.

and then she rolled over and went back to sleep.
    anotherben... said at 4:15 PM 01-28-2003:
    i usually dream of gruyere. or sometimes swiss.
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    cricket [email] said at 4:30 PM 01-28-2003:
    my brother and i just had a big conversation about that kind of cheese. he kept mixing it up with garbanzo beans.
    kara [email] said at 5:57 PM 01-28-2003:
    Chris said I was crying in my sleep the other night.
      AngeleL said at 6:17 PM 01-29-2003:
      I hate it when that happens. Especially when you remember the dream and you were crying over something utterly stupid. I woke up crying from a dream about me not wanting to share my toys.
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