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dave	victims of the war on christmas Just wanted to wish you a ~~Merry Christmas~~ Happy Holidays from my two bundles of screaming joy! [ 18 responses ] < Holiday Fun > < link > [ posted by dave at 12/12/2005 12:35:10 PM ] [ trackback ]

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dave [email] said at 12:36 PM 12-12-2005:
in all fairness they actually have a nice side too!

xmas Anna

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meredith [email] said at 1:37 PM 12-12-2005:
A sleeping baby is my favorite kind of baby.

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myriam [email] said at 1:10 PM 12-12-2005:
ha ha, the one on the right is really gearing herself up in that first pic

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shauna [email] said at 1:59 PM 12-12-2005:
are they identical? they are gorgeous. may a holiday miracle be visited upon you and they sleep through christmas night.

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dave [email] said at 3:28 PM 12-12-2005:
no they are fraternal, and apart from both smelling like milky shit 90% of the time they are nothing alike.

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emily [email] said at 3:40 PM 12-12-2005:
They smell like Milky shit? That's strange.

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dave [email] said at 3:45 PM 12-12-2005:
not the internet persona Milky, but what your stool would smell like if you only ate breastmilk.

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emily [email] said at 4:04 PM 12-12-2005:
Ahhh. Thanks for clearing that up.

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milky [email] said at 3:37 PM 12-12-2005:
wow, cool!

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kevin [email] said at 3:42 PM 12-12-2005:
STAY STRONG!

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shauna [email] said at 5:25 PM 12-12-2005:
those are quality offspring!

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cecil [email] said at 6:14 PM 12-12-2005:
LAUGHING ALL THE WAY, WAA WAA WAAAA

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kaycee [email] said at 7:23 PM 12-12-2005:
wow, your children are really beautiful, but that must be stressful, too.

i really like the carefully-placed poinsettas. when i was 17, my dad and stepmom had a new baby (shes 9 now) and i used to do all kinds of messed-up things to her for the sake pf photography. i got in a lot of trouble for coloring her hair blue with a magic marker.

when she was three, her favorite band was coalesce. i had a carseat for her and we drove around listening to it and doing horns.

then when she got to kindergarten, she went to school for class picture day with her pockets full of washable tattoos, applied them int he bathroom, and took the photo with a huge smile and sleeves.

my stepmother went through the roof, but i havenever been so proud.

anyway, my point is that kids kick ass.
speaking of which, i am late for class.

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kate [email] said at 8:27 PM 12-12-2005:
OH MY GOD...hilarious

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josh [email] said at 5:50 PM 12-13-2005:
hahaha does she still like coalesce?

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kara [email] said at 5:56 PM 12-13-2005:
Does anyone still like coalesce?

Just kidding, I might.

I'll go home and listen to this old gem, and get back to you on that one.

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kate [email] said at 8:32 PM 12-12-2005:
dave's a funny dad

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amy [email] said at 6:14 PM 12-13-2005:
twin girls! oh my! good job dave and good job to your wife. beautiful! names please? and all the particulars! you know,height,weight, exact bday and time.

you are a lucky man to have two such lovely healthy girls that smell like sweet milk poop.

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