tonight joshua sisk called me at around 1 am to tell me 'hey, i'm on my way to visions.'
unfortunately, 10 minutes earlier i had left visions to go home because they were closing due to lack of patrons. i managed to convince josh and andy reid to come to my house to watch movies. josh insisted time and time again that he is not drunk and that andy, who'd had 1 beer, was the drunk one in this case. they arrived to my house and after some conversation, i was able to convince josh to give me head. errr, rather, a head.
peering over his shoulder while he bitched about not knowing how to SSH, i found terminal for him and, alas, am now beheaded. headed.
so what's up dudes. i am erica. i am a recent district transplant. i used to/still sort of run disaster.nu in a lackluster fashion. i enjoy discussion of boners, whiskey and horror movies. and also bikes - especially single speed.
josh just said "i love you erica."
my life is full of love.
brandon [email] said at 2:12 AM 09-10-2004: Welcome to the Crackerdome, Erica. Josh, you should start an elimination - a zero-growth scheme - where introducing a new head, knocks off an old head.
ericanm [email] said at 2:17 AM 09-10-2004: fuck brandon, first off. ths is josh. i know you want to fuck erica lke you want to fuck all vaginas but its not gonna work.
ericanm [email] said at 2:22 AM 09-10-2004: erica norman mailer keeps toucjing me and its hott. no ts ticklsh no shes trying to censopr me..... i like erica but she has herpes. no she doesnt she just said that and i tyoed it kike a little moneky., i am a little monkey. no i thnk erica is okay but now i thnk im going to bed and matt brlik is making fun....
ericanm [email] said at 8:38 AM 09-10-2004: josh left phpadmin up and logged in on my computer. this is similar to the time that ian meyer left bco stuff up on terminal. if only i were a programmer, i could fuck all this shit up. unfortunately i would probably do more harm to killoggs by sticking my thumb up my ass.
ericanm [email] said at 2:23 PM 09-10-2004: i think it's really funny that you wound up leaving it open right after telling you about how ian did that exact same thing drunkenly at my apt in philly for bco.
josh [email] said at 10:18 AM 09-10-2004: there are like six steps in creating a killoggs head.. i cant believe i remembered all of them successfully last night.
julie [email] said at 4:04 AM 09-11-2004: The feeling is mutual, Addled_Brandon. Even if you HAVE been searching on google for brown bunny blowjob pictures.
brandon [email] said at 4:10 AM 09-11-2004: Apparently, I've been searching for carly patterson bikini pictures, too. Can anyone tell me who carly patterson is?
julie [email] said at 2:26 PM 09-11-2004: Ooh, nice one. But you can't play it off. The average google perv doesn't know how to spell Chloe Sevigny. You've given yourself away, my darling.
brandon [email] said at 7:38 PM 09-11-2004: I swear, it wasn't me. If it were, I would have misspelled Sevigny. It wasn't me. It's not my fault. I didn't do it.
josh [email] said at 11:00 AM 09-10-2004: i woke up on their couch, to an incredible pounding... i was scared it was a hangover but then i realized there was a HUGE crane thingee tearing up the street! also i was locked in.
ericanm [email] said at 12:49 PM 09-10-2004: i woke up from the pounding of the jackhammer approximately 3 seconds before you knocked on my door. also when i opened my door i was shocked and surprised to see you because i completely forgot you were at the house.
josh [email] said at 2:20 PM 09-10-2004: i was hesitant to knock because i didnt want to wake you, then i realized that there was no way you were alseep with that noise.
Bob [ url ] said at 3:29 AM 09-11-2004: I'm so confused, who is saying what here and why? Somebody please explain this sick drunken head orgy to this poor sober Yankee...
brandon [email] said at 3:30 AM 09-11-2004: At some point during this exchange, Josh made fun of the fact that I still jerk off to Depeche Mode videos. Leaving open the question, how does Josh know? I mean, you can't just lucky guess something like that.
