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For the record...

even though common sense and numerous warnings from friends tipped me off, I still did it. Ahh, what the hell, it's only Netflix. How bad could Orgazmo be? I think South Park is hilarious! So this must be at least pretty funny, right? Right...?

It was one of the most dreadful pieces of cinematic dreck that I have ever forced myself to sit through. I kept thinking, "It has to get funnier". I was wrong. It was horrendous.

One of the maybe three laughs I got in the 95-minute drudgery marathon came in the last 10 seconds of the film. You do the math, but that's like a laugh less than every 30 minutes. In an alleged comedy. This was a stupendously awful movie.

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[ posted by ed at 02/08/2006 08:51:44 PM ]
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zack [email] said at 9:20 PM 02-08-2006:
I liked it allright.. i just wish there was actual sex in it.

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ed [email] said at 9:27 PM 02-08-2006:
That could have only inproved it.

Seriously, even if they had portrayed the sex as hot (but even as vague) as in "The Girl Next Door", it would have been okay. But they randomly unleashed boobies seemingly to get the boys in the audience all interested, and then would either do nothing, or throw in "T. Rex".

No style points, no substance points. What could have been at least an amusing film, treated properly, turned out to be 95 minutes of my life I serioulsy wish I could have back.

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milky [email] said at 10:08 PM 02-08-2006:
so G-Fresh didn't make you laugh?

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ed [email] said at 11:17 AM 02-09-2006:
G-Fresh was one of the three. The other two were the AF Twins, and the last was Jo thumbs-up'ing and finger-pointing with Jesus at the end.

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milky [email] said at 8:59 PM 02-09-2006:
These things, I agree with. The rest was rubbish.

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brad [email] said at 9:57 PM 02-08-2006:
Love the theme song.

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brandonA [email] said at 6:56 PM 02-09-2006:
no it's pro'bly the titties...

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boson [email] said at 10:38 PM 02-08-2006:
what dude I kind of love this movie.

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boson [email] said at 10:39 PM 02-08-2006:
I mean,

come on!

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carla [email] said at 10:48 PM 02-08-2006:
I don't really remember much about it, just some weird scene with Ron Jeremy at the end....I could even be wrong about that. I don't remember it being particularly funny...

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joe [email] said at 11:39 PM 02-08-2006:
the ass-fuck twins
the orgazmo ray montage
DVDA

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myriam [email] said at 11:46 PM 02-08-2006:
I haven't seen this but I was pretty sorely disappointed by School of Rock this weekend.

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ed [email] said at 11:18 AM 02-09-2006:
Agreed. It pretty much stunk.

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boson [email] said at 3:23 PM 02-09-2006:
yeah I'd agree with school of rock sucking.

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myriam [email] said at 7:37 PM 02-09-2006:
I had seriously heard SO MUCH about what a HILARIOUS movie it was. Wasn't it one of those underdog winners in terms of box office sales?

...Guess that doesn't mean it's any good.

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brandonr said at 9:14 PM 02-09-2006:
I saw it at the Brew and View. The drinking part was fun.

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jeremy [email] said at 11:24 AM 02-09-2006:
What happened to this post that it just says "responses" with no numbers? WHATS WRONG HERE

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ed [email] said at 11:25 AM 02-09-2006:
This post doesn't count.

HAR!

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rick [email] said at 6:37 PM 02-09-2006:
Orgazmo, I think is actually my favorite Trey Parker/ Matt Stone film. It is hard to say because I very much liked Bigger, Longer, Uncut when it came out and because I have never seen Cannibal! The Musical.

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