If I make a time capsule to send to the future, I'm going to put an old cookbook into it.
Future generations will be amazed at the primitive ingredients and the complicated methods used during our lifetime.
They will only cook with the recipes provided for free by Kraft Foods, as seen in Kraft Food and Family Magazine. Everything will be made with branded and pre-processed ingredients available from Kraft Foods.
Kraft foods will have the monopoly on all raw food ingredients in the world.
Hopefully after Kraft corners the entire food market, they will branch out into medicine. They can start by taking control over vaccinations and medications. This will put our bodies into a harmonious regimen of Kraft products, exclusi. We'll be Kraft at the genomic level.
I for one am very excited to partake in this initiative. I think you too should take interest in a brighter future. Start by signing up for your free subscription to Food & Family.
Allow me to share just a few of the recipes you can be using to enrich your lives.
Get involved; join the campaign; join the revolution. Or just do nothing, because the Kraft initiative shall not fail.

PEBBLES® Stockings
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter or margarine
1 pkg. (10-1/2 oz.) JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows
1 pkg. (13 oz.) POST Cocoa or Fruity PEBBLES Cereal (about 8-1/2 cups)
Suggested decorations: decorating icings, CAPRI SUN Fruit Rolls, sugar alphabet letters and assorted candies
MICROWAVE butter in 4-qt. microwaveable bowl on HIGH 45 sec. or until melted. Add marshmallows; toss to coat. Microwave 1-1/2 min. or until marshmallows are completely melted, stirring after 45 sec. Stir in cereal.
SHAPE cereal mixture into 24 stocking shapes with moistened or greased hands, using about 1/3 cup of the cereal mixture for each stocking. Place on wax paper-covered tray. Cool.
ADD decorations as desired.

Easy Salsa Snacks
6 RITZ Reduced Fat Crackers
1 Tbsp. PHILADELPHIA Neufchatel Cheese, 1/3 Less Fat than Cream Cheese, softened
2 Tbsp. TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Thick 'N Chunky Salsa
SPREAD each cracker with 1/2 tsp. of the Neufchatel cheese; top each with 1 tsp. of the salsa. Serve immediately.

Fajita Franks
1 Tbsp. vegetable oil
5 OSCAR MAYER Wieners, sliced in half lengthwise
1 pkg. (15.5 oz.) TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Fajita Dinner
1 green pepper, cut into strips
1 onion, sliced
HEAT oil in skillet. Add wieners; cook 5 minutes. Stir in Seasoning Mix, 1/3 cup water, pepper and onion; cook 5 minutes.
PLACE 1/2 of a wiener in each Tortilla; top evenly with pepper and onion. Top with Salsa, if desired.
ROLL up and serve


Wow, just look at how Kraft have adapted the best of the Latin flavor, without the pestilence! I don't know about you, but my belly's growlin. I'm going to go partake in some progressive food products.