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uhhh . . . ; please audit me

that was a joke, that is, for all of you fucking IRS people out there. i have absolutely no finances right now. ok, look, i have spent most of my adult life in the ocean, and my life maybe cut short (we never know) fuck jet-plane video store deadbeat rentals. to assume makes an ass out of you and me. thats what i was going to say.


so, i will spell out to you, with the best of my abilities, my most stoneded thoughts because i have 1--- people sitting down and that has to do with where i can get a suit and if that is true and anyone knows where i can get one for around $200 abd then you know where to get that shit fitted so i look good in it, and yeah, thatsafter i buy it. sweet home chicago, nine and nine is eighteen, baby dont you want to know?


there is an electrical service duct right behind you're german's trouser






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[ posted by sean at 09/26/2005 04:41:47 AM ]
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sonny [email] said at 8:55 AM 09-26-2005:
you look good anyhowz
man i need to buy an iron
funnelcakes are best wit only powdered suger as a topping the cherries aren't worth the extra $2


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