brandon [email] said at 10:52 PM 11-02-2003: listen, do you hear that? that's the sound of a balloon sorrowfully deflating rather than face the awful reality of how unfunny your comment is.
mary [email] said at 11:03 PM 11-02-2003: The thought of you squeezing those poor cats in your apartment into homemade Halloween costumes Friday night was enough to get a small giggle out of me. But I've been looking at smashed-up helicopter pics all night. My standards, admittedly, have gotten low.
brandon [email] said at 11:13 PM 11-02-2003: Can you have a normal conversation wherein you (a) don't mention your cats (b) don't bring up your feminism (c) don't bring up your job (d) defer to a man for once in your life?
brandon [email] said at 11:36 PM 11-02-2003: Whatever, asshole. Enjoy your new life with your private school-educated, architect friends. I hope that CMU diploma keeps you warm at night. Maybe, I'll see you France one day.
sonny [email] said at 2:13 AM 11-03-2003: "Please don't pretend you know me."
Whoa Shell isn't that a little rude? Where's the supportive language? You guys should hug and make up? So what if your cyber advances tword myriam were cast aside? huggin' not thuggin' that's the tupac way!
angie said at 2:44 AM 11-03-2003: where are the comments about how INTERESTING KARAS LIFE IS??! You guys need to stop talking about your boring lives and focus on the importance of being KARA MAE!
brandon [email] said at 10:13 AM 11-03-2003: Um, Mary started it. I declared that my life sucked in the face of your kick-ass pictures. And all of sudden, someone brings the cats into it. I once again express my admiration for your pictures and despair my own pathetic life.
brandon [email] said at 10:34 AM 11-03-2003: Well, I beat down Annie Lennox that time at the Square Hole... Does Angie kick more ass than Annie Lennox? I think anyone who answers that question needs to think long and hard about the truth.
angie said at 7:09 PM 11-03-2003: Brandon, you may be fatter, but I have powers beyond your understanding. Like Josh said, my broken glass dance will amaze and put you in a trance so that I can show you what I'm made of. oooww.
And Mary--you're off my scram list cus I hear you like Paul Westerberg so it's all good. Gotta get my early 90's on, ya know.
ed [email] said at 8:36 AM 10-11-2004: The Good Book says to love the sinner and hate the sin. But I hate you. You and everyone like you. See, one of your types crashed my blog last month. With several hundred of these blogspams sent in the span of a few minutes. Corrupted my database, it did.
