While working undercover to expose the suspected kitty-porn ring known as killoggs.com, special agent Cecil Seaside was found dead at 3:30 this morning in a shallow grave about 15 miles southeast of Las Vegas, Nevada. A preliminary examination noted the apparent cause of death was multiple blows to the head with laptop computers. The body was taken to the Las Vegas county coroners office, but as of 9:45 AM the body was reported missing. Investigation pending.
Shell said at 12:14 AM 11-03-2003: Hee. It's no wonder I like you. When I complete my research here, I'll be sure to use an alias for you in the resulting publication.
