I need to vent. Feel free to ignore this infact I'm sure you probably should.
Today this DOUCHEEEEBAG came in demanding to use the bathroom and I said he'd have to tell me who he was here to see FIRST and he couldn't so I wouldn't let him use it (cause he seemed shady) and he started yelling at me.
Seriously. Go the fuck on and yell at me you ugly bastard. I'm up at a front desk by myself, it's SO EASY isn't it? I hope you shit and/or piss all over yourself because you are a PATHETIC excuse for a human being. "BABY HAS TO GO THE BATHROOM! BABY GOING TO HAVE TANTRUM!!!!" FUCK FUCK FUCK YOURSELF.
I found myself calmly saying "Please don't speak to me like that....." and then he left and I hope he smells like excrement and piss for the rest of the day (but I doubt I'd be so lucky).
Thank you for making me all RED AND RASHY AND SHAKY YOU SCUM FUCK.
If wish I had the energy to draw a picture of you beheaded with your head eating your feces.
I have extreme PMS and I am A LADY FULL OF RAGE. I don't even think I make sense anymore.
Sometimes I feel like my life is like one neverending video game of me constantly trying to dodge assholes.
-Asshole trying to harass me POW +50 points!!!
-Here comes a crackhead asking for money.....ooh! +30 points!
-Ohhh, that skeezy guy on the Metro called you a bitch when you didn't smile at him -20 points!
-WHOA! You almost got hit by a big SUV driven by some mongoloid down a one way street. +50 POIIINTS!
-Here comes some smily nut with Fundamentalist Christian propaganda- DODGED FOR 20 POINTS!!!
YOWEE! It's gonna be a great day. I'm gonna save my score!!! YES CGC!! I WON.
meredith [email] said at 12:52 PM 12-07-2005: There is no reason for people to treat front desk people rudely for doing what they are paid to do. It's like being mean to waiters. I believe it to be in poor taste.
craig [email] said at 12:56 PM 12-07-2005: It does suck, though when you have to pee really bad and no one will let you use their restroom unless you are buying something.
josh [email] said at 1:29 PM 12-07-2005: i believe her office is on the 3rd or 4th floor of a building that only houses their business (a newspaper) and a radio station... two places i wouldn't expect to be able to waltz into
myriam [email] said at 1:17 PM 12-07-2005: ha ha, i also totally snickered at that word and mouthed it to myself a couple times, and then reflected on its meaning and its use in this context.
words are rad. thanks for enlivening 35 seconds of my day, carlacarpio!
carla [email] said at 5:02 PM 12-07-2005: Oh cam. I seriously do.
I'm about to lose it hardcore.
And I don't mean I'm gonna go postal or anything, I just mean I'm going to like live in my room until I'm 50 and have my meals brought to me and the only contact I have with living things are my cats.
