when you're as drunk as i am....
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man you shouldn't be allowed to post. there needs to be a rule. i went out tonight, the idea being that I could sip off all my friend's and aquaintance's drinks and still get drunk without paying for my own. (cuz i am so pooor) Oh man. I so got IN THE ZONE. Like crazy. Like, I didn't pay for a thing and I am soooo trashed I really question the fact I am tuyping and SPELLING!!!
This is INSANE! I did. Oh man. well, boxed wine and ang and kara's helped. don't get me wrong. and so i danced. and i was reminded of last year. the same place, dancing, but with entirely different people. and i met trish, and i talked to people i normally wouldn't and oh man, i am supposed to go to this ALL FEMALE gathering afterwork but I KNOW in the end I am gonnna blow it off. I am gonna blow it off because he wants to come over and I am a sucker. I am a sucker for him becauxse I like him and well, i think he likes me and yeah, I like that. I realized that the only time my disposition changes at work is when i'm getting laid. when i'm getting goood and laid and i like the person and we're boning and afterwards I am all glowy for hours. that's when i know. i know i am a sucker.
fuck. that's when i know.
stupid. the other day he and my roomates and amber all went to the apex porn theatre cause it seemed like a funny idea, and then we got there and it was the fucking creepiest thing EVER. We were so afraid some nasty ass was gonna jizz in our hair- it was bad NEWS. The viewers were more concerned with the fact their was women there than the porn on screen. Note to self: Never EVER go to the Apex again. Even if it's free.
Shit was nasty. But it's the weekend and I'm feelin alright.
John said at 3:12 AM 06-27-2004: axtually veing drunnt shoule be a rul. the fun thkn to do oin xxx moewvies is tow showt out "what the hell aer they doing?" aboiut every few minutes. the crownd reaction is choix. but pardon me I
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pokey [email] said at 2:24 PM 06-27-2004: I went ona first date to a porn theater once, n my date went to have a pee n some guy in the bathroom offered him $100 if he would let me give him a handjob.
pokey [email] said at 2:00 AM 06-28-2004: I never even saw the guy. I wonder if he was cute. My date offered to split the money with me, 50/50, but I told him that finders fees are usually like 10%.
ang [email] said at 9:25 PM 06-27-2004: oh man carla. I was so broke last night but i said, IF I CAN AFFORD A DRINK FOR LIL OL ME I CAN GET ONE FOR CARLA. So I opted to buy you and I one, and to NOT TIP. That last one did me in. And we danced, oh god did we dance. Im convinced people who see us out together think we're a couple from our total lesbo lookin' dance moves.
amy [email] said at 11:45 PM 06-27-2004: I love lesbo dancing!!! it makes all the boys crazy and usually dancing with girls is way more fun than dancing with boys anyway. Boys are only there to buy us drinks.
carla [email] said at 1:14 AM 06-28-2004: yeah, i gotta say, i have very few guy friends who can get down on the flo'. they all just kinda do the sway back and forth or the disinterested nod.
carla [email] said at 1:15 AM 06-28-2004: oh mah god! IT WAS YOU! I was trying to remember who bought me the DRINK THAT DID ME IN last night and I just wasn't sure. I'm glad you clarified this for me.
