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carla

Motherfucking Kewpie, bitch.

Dearest various Boner-heads who I must encounter on a daily basis,

I would like to make clear what the kewpie tattoo on my forearm is to avoid anymore confusion. It is a KEWPIE. K-E-W-P-I-E. So let's go through the list of what my tattoo IS NOT:

-It's not the Gerber baby.

-It's not a Cherub.

-It's not Cupid.

-It's NOT the Michelin Man.

-It's NOTT my own baby or my future baby.

-It's NOTTTT the fucking Ally Mcbeal dancing internet baby

It's a motherfucking Kewpie BITCH!!!!

Thank you for your time. I hope this has cleared everything up for you as to avoid future mistakes and possibilities of me kicking your ass.

sincerely,

carla g. carpio

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[ posted by carla at 05/24/2004 10:10:00 PM ]
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pokey [email] said at 10:22 PM 05-24-2004:
I want to see it!

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carla [email] said at 10:34 PM 05-24-2004:
In all its Kewpie-an Glory:

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pokey [email] said at 10:40 PM 05-24-2004:
ahahah. I like the shading on it. It reminds me of Pigpen.

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mary [email] said at 10:44 PM 05-24-2004:
Hmmm. Tires ...

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courtney [email] said at 10:49 PM 05-24-2004:
hmm. reminds me of kewpie mayo.

of course, 'tis not a bad thing.

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carla [email] said at 10:54 PM 05-24-2004:
HOLY SHIT!!! THEY MAKE KEWPIE MAYO!!??

THAT IS THE MOST GLORIOUS THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! Why, I would stop loathing it and even attempt to eat it if mayo always came in such cute packaging!!!

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courtney [email] said at 11:21 PM 05-24-2004:
haha, funny, it's the first thing I thought of when I saw that shot of your forearm.

check out your local asian grocery. It's a Japanese product... they sure love them some mayo. I'm sure Kaycee can vouch for that.

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cecil [email] said at 10:24 PM 05-24-2004:
Kewpie tires are way better than Michelins.

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carla [email] said at 10:28 PM 05-24-2004:
sayin'.

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sonny [email] said at 3:35 AM 05-25-2004:

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carla [email] said at 8:41 AM 05-25-2004:
that one is on my other forearm.

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josh [email] said at 12:08 PM 05-25-2004:
"My sister, I love my sister, she’s the best."

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huddo [email] said at 12:06 PM 05-25-2004:
so it's not a campbell's soup kid? aw shit

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carla [email] said at 5:52 PM 05-25-2004:
no. one of my roomates told me recently that it reminded him of a campbell's kid though. One time someone told me I reminded them of a Cambpells kid too.

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dave said at 2:15 PM 05-25-2004:
is that a pack of cigarettes in the kewpie picture?

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michele [email] said at 4:44 PM 05-25-2004:
does your kewpie have wings? this is evan btw

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carla [email] said at 5:26 PM 05-25-2004:
yes, evan. my kewpie has a little wing nublet.

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carla [email] said at 5:26 PM 05-25-2004:
yes, evan. my kewpie has a little wing nublet.

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ed [email] said at 6:23 PM 05-25-2004:
It's a glitch in the Matrix! Everyone look out!

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Jasonry said at 6:00 PM 05-25-2004:
Kewpie baby looks suspiciously creepy. The kid has a friggin' mohawk, or a receding hairline or something...

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pokey [email] said at 11:56 PM 05-25-2004:
Haven't you ever seen a kewpie? They have mr. t hair.

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*myriam said at 6:04 PM 05-25-2004:
do you mind sharing the story behind your kewpie tattoo? Unique tattoos always have a good story behind 'em.

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kara. said at 11:15 PM 05-25-2004:
Haha not in our world they dont

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bratpop said at 6:18 PM 05-25-2004:
Is that Vyvyan from The Young Ones? Don't hit me.

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ed [email] said at 6:23 PM 05-25-2004:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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