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toilets over here come in two varieties... the normal kind, and the kind you have to squat over facing the opposite wall. the one in our school is the squatty kind; i teach in a japanese kindergarten most of the day, and the little japanese-style bathroom has an itty-bitty window turned to an empty alley. this window is also blocked by a pipe.

the building facing the alley has three-stories, and is positioned about 10 feet away. this afternoon, i was just finishing up a normal activity called peeing when i looked up trhough the window to see an old man on the second-floor of the building across the way, leaning way out and turned sideways, with a pair of binoculars.

now i ask you, what was he seeing with binoculars besides a close-up of my boring black underwear. and...
EEEEEUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

p.s. this is not our school bathroom. ours is much cleaner and has pink tile.

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[ posted by kaycee at 10/28/2005 10:17:46 AM ]
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jess [email] said at 11:19 AM 10-28-2005:
Creepy peeper!

I'm sorry this happened to you.

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josh [email] said at 11:21 AM 10-28-2005:
yeah, that sucks!

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kaycee [email] said at 11:29 AM 10-28-2005:
hah hah hah, i'm not so upset.. just kinda grossed out. thanks for the concern though!

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kara [email] said at 11:30 AM 10-28-2005:
kids use that bathroom?

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kaycee [email] said at 11:34 AM 10-28-2005:
"p.s. this is not our school bathroom. ours is much cleaner and has pink tile."

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kara [email] said at 11:36 AM 10-28-2005:
no no, i didn't mean as in the photo.
i meant that the guy could be watching kids use the bathroom, that kind of sucks. I mean it sucks when its you, of course, but it has worse implications if he's watching the children.

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jake [email] said at 5:30 PM 10-28-2005:
Kara, meet The Japanese Obsession With Child Sexuality.
JOWCS, Meet Kara.

You kids play nice now.

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brad [email] said at 11:36 AM 10-28-2005:
Did he at least stop when you saw him? That does really suck.

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kaycee [email] said at 11:40 AM 10-28-2005:
well, i thought of that, but actually from that angle he woldn't be able to see a little kid. also, the bathroom has two stalls... the one the grown-ups use (lucky me!) and the one next to it...no window, and a little miniature toilet for the kids.

i don;t think he was looking for kids. but i reported him anyway.

and he didn't stop looking when i noticed him. he FUCKING SMILED. i grabbed the hem of my skirt and called him a pervert loudly in japanese and then reached up and slammed the window. oh, the sordid details!

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jess [email] said at 12:10 PM 10-28-2005:
Appropriate response on your part - inappropriate on his! No surprise there, though.

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kiche [email] said at 11:41 AM 10-28-2005:
aren't some japanese men, like really, creepily infatuated with women's panties?

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kaycee [email] said at 11:43 AM 10-28-2005:
you can buy them in the vending machine down the street. they complete with a polaroid of the girl, and her stats.
i have seen some really creepy stuff here. mabe thats why i am not so freaked out by this.

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milky [email] said at 11:46 AM 10-28-2005:
sounds like a wonderful culture.

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kaycee [email] said at 11:49 AM 10-28-2005:
ask me why im leaving.

but then, ask me why i have been here so long...?

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milky [email] said at 12:08 PM 10-28-2005:
Hey, the food alone would keep me there.

But I couldn't raise my step-daughter there.

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kaycee [email] said at 10:44 PM 10-28-2005:
i have been here so fucking long i don't even LIKE the food anymore!

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milky [email] said at 12:37 AM 10-29-2005:
come home and we'll have some vegan stuff.

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kaycee [email] said at 7:53 AM 10-29-2005:
see you soon... i'll bring the bacon.

just kidding!!!!!

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kara [email] said at 11:51 AM 10-28-2005:
its cool that you're not really upset and shaken over it though, because... what can ya do.

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kaycee [email] said at 11:58 AM 10-28-2005:
nuthin to do. except keep the goddamn window closed and spit at him if i ever see his rickedy ass on the street!

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H. Pommefrittes said at 1:50 AM 10-29-2005:
"rickedy ass" only slightly more sanitary than rickety ass...

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myriam [email] said at 12:31 PM 10-28-2005:
Gross. Both the toilet and the dude. I hate having to hovercraft.

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josh [email] said at 12:40 PM 10-28-2005:
i think these toilets involve simple squatting, no hovering.

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myriam [email] said at 1:00 PM 10-28-2005:
Unless you take your underwear completely off, and thus straddle the toilet, you will be hovering. It's the quad action that counts. It's awful and annoying. I don't envy kaycee.

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josh [email] said at 3:55 PM 10-28-2005:
it's not a toilet. its basically the same position you would use if you were pooping in the outdoors. the times i have done that, no hovering was involved, just hunker down into a squat. it's how people went to the bathroom for 10,000s of years.

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myriam [email] said at 4:00 PM 10-28-2005:
Okay, Josh, YOU try to pee out of a vagina in a complete hunkered squat position and NOT fill your underwear and pants and socks and shoes up with urine.

I'm telling you, you have to cantilever yourself back further than you do when you poop in the great outdoors. This requires quads usage and hovering.

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josh [email] said at 4:08 PM 10-28-2005:
I'd love to try, but I doubt it will happen! I'll take your word for it.

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jake [email] said at 5:33 PM 10-28-2005:
I have a spare vagina I could loan you for the experiment.

The uterus was detached years ago but I think the urinary tract is intact.

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kaycee [email] said at 10:42 PM 10-28-2005:
actually, myriam, you can achieve the full squat position and pee just fine. the secret is to tuck your undeerclothes into the bend of your knees, leaving a moreunobstructed path... i'm not saying it isn't difficult at first, though!

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myriam [email] said at 11:57 PM 10-28-2005:
hmm, intriguing! Just think, soon you won't even need that skill anymore! :D

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kaycee [email] said at 7:54 AM 10-29-2005:
sounds good to me! though, i'll tell you a secret.. i actually like them better than normal toilets in public places.. i don;t have to touch anything anyone else has been close to, and often in train stations that is a really good thing!

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reggie [email] said at 10:32 AM 10-29-2005:
I've had to clean a few ladies' rooms in my time working at fast food joints, movie theaters and book stores I've seen enough pee on the seats of women's rooms to know that there are plenty of women who "hover" over toilets in these here parts too.

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luster [email] said at 2:37 PM 10-28-2005:
squatapotamus!

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pokey [email] said at 3:04 PM 10-28-2005:
It sounds like these toilets are specifically designed so people can watch you pee. What other "benefit" is there to this design?

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art [email] said at 3:21 PM 10-28-2005:
In many undeveloped places these are used because they don't require any fresh water plumbing to operate, just a sewer or a hole in the ground. The ones I've had the honor of using had a plastic pail which you fill up off a faucet and poured into the squat to rinse the goo down the drain. But why they are in Japan i dunno

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woody [email] said at 3:23 PM 10-28-2005:
No shared bum-touching surfaces.

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josh [email] said at 3:53 PM 10-28-2005:
less water usage, for one. you go and it sprays just enough water to push your waste down the drain

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myriam [email] said at 4:00 PM 10-28-2005:
This flush action doesn't mean the toilet itself can't be in a bowl shape, however. Many of the toilets in France have no water, spray just enough to push the poo down, and are shaped exactly like a toilet; in fact, the bowl shape helps funnel the poo down first naturally.

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