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I frickin ROCK.

All of my friends think so! When I say friends, I mean all them peoples that I met on the internets are like totally included. They are like my bestest friends in the world... I wouldn't be anywhere without mah peepz from LJ, various blogs, Fark, SA and of course (duh) Killoggs. But it was ME who do it all. I MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY.

Who says you can't have a life online? I am an INTERNET CELEBRITY, man. What do you mean you haven't heard of me? My photoshop skillz whup yours any day. Not like my copy of Photoshop is legal, but hell, who can hold back skillz like these?



Fuck all the RL hatahs. Who needs to talk to people in the flesh when you can IM and post at your own leisure, in the comfort of your own home, in your PAJAMAS! And you can do it ALL DAY, lose track of what time it is, stay up all night, drinkin' coffee (that I must add, I bought whole bean, cos Taster's Choice is SHIT).

You know that geeks will inherit the earth. And I will lead. It will be like the Matrix, but totally (HELLA) better. You're gonna have to take my word for it.

I would like to thank me for being so kick-ass.

[ posted by courtney at 02/17/2005 08:21:28 PM ]
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kevin [email] said at 8:34 PM 02-17-2005:


you can be in your jammies jamming to the fact that you can just BEE! you can be the best at just being you! BEE YOURSELF!
cecil [email] said at 8:44 PM 02-17-2005:
Courtney and I make up the 1.5 members of the killoggs Filipino community! Wassup sistah, let's have incest.
zack [email] said at 9:00 PM 02-17-2005:
Courtney. You are my beautiful little spam eating flower, wizard of photoshop. Let us nuzzle into infinity.
sincerely,

hot lips
courtney [email] said at 9:32 PM 02-17-2005:
SKILLZ
carla [email] said at 10:12 PM 02-17-2005:
myriam [email] said at 11:05 PM 02-17-2005:
I would like to thank me for being so kick-ass.

I, too, would like to thank you, for showering my life with a wee bit of happiness. I know that sometimes it is hard for others to shine in the brilliance of my company, but you, Courtney, you threw out your own little light, strong and clear, and lit up my life just that little bit. I appreciate you for that, Courtney. And while I will no doubt forget you as I have forgotten the others along the way, at least I think there were others, it's hard to see when you're blinded by your own brilliance, well anyway... wait who are you again?
julie [email] said at 11:22 PM 02-17-2005:
I love celebrities, especially internet celebrities like Courtney. You can photoshop like a mofo! But this post is miscategorized.
Bendependent [email] said at 4:22 AM 02-18-2005:
when i first met courtney i was like "damn this girl kicks ass". and then we went and hung out with wil wheaton. have i told you guys that i illustrated one of wil wheaton's books?

...well i did.


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