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josh	This will give you an idea of about how long the grass in our front yard is. This was taken over a week ago, and the grass still has not been cut. [ 44 responses ] < Post > < link > [ posted by josh at 05/13/2004 01:42:57 PM ] [ trackback ]

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kiche [email] said at 1:51 PM 05-13-2004:
you should let that shit grow wild and free.

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cecil [email] said at 1:52 PM 05-13-2004:
Who's the guy with his hand around Ben's waist?

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Jeremy_headless said at 1:59 PM 05-13-2004:
unfortunately that took me about 45 seconds to understand.

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josh [email] said at 2:01 PM 05-13-2004:
me too. jeremy, tell about your grass-related neighbor run in

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Jeremy_headless said at 2:11 PM 05-13-2004:
sorry josh, i posted before i saw your demand for a story.

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ed [email] said at 2:02 PM 05-13-2004:
HAHAHA!

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kara [email] said at 3:47 PM 05-13-2004:
i dont get it

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Woody said at 1:28 AM 05-14-2004:
It took me a while too. See, Ben is apparently really skinny...

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*myriam said at 1:53 PM 05-13-2004:
When it gets that long, it's just too late to cut it. Better to set it all on fire and have a party.

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*myriam said at 1:57 PM 05-13-2004:
Actually I hear Brandon may have a sheep to sell you on the cheap.

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ed [email] said at 4:35 PM 05-13-2004:
Yeah... but who wants to buy a sheep after Brandon is through with it?

::shudder::

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Michael said at 4:46 PM 05-13-2004:
-poor thing-

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Jeremy_headless said at 2:05 PM 05-13-2004:
I will have you know that I was personally confronted by one of thedirt farmneighbors whilst trying to sneak in the backdoor. He demanded that I cut the grass despite the fact that I stated several times that I didn't live there.

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josh [email] said at 2:06 PM 05-13-2004:
You told it better yesterday. "Rock On, dude!"

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Jeremy_headless said at 2:20 PM 05-13-2004:
i believe the phrase was "keep it real"

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Jeremy_headless said at 2:18 PM 05-13-2004:
I will have you know that I was personally confronted by one of thedirt farmneighbors whilst trying to sneak in the backdoor. He demanded that I cut the grass despite the fact that I stated several times that I didn't live there.

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nickl said at 2:28 PM 05-13-2004:
I did this once and after my neighbors gave up trying to get me to cut it they called the cops. They were none to happy to be telling me that I had to cut my grass.

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josh [email] said at 2:31 PM 05-13-2004:
The beauty is they can't do anything to us, just our landlord. This has happened before.

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nickl said at 2:52 PM 05-13-2004:
Does it say in your lease that you have to maintain the property?

they try to get you on that too. bastards.

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josh [email] said at 3:10 PM 05-13-2004:
Even if it does, they would have to get in touch with our landlord first.

Also - I never signed a lease. Nor did I pay a security deposit or give him a valid SSN.

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Baby Duck said at 7:27 PM 05-13-2004:
Hoorary for self-incrimination.

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art said at 2:31 PM 05-13-2004:
Just tell them that you are growing a 'Natural wildflower pasture'

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nickl said at 2:49 PM 05-13-2004:
I did this once and after my neighbors gave up trying to get me to cut it they called the cops. They were none to happy to be telling me that I had to cut my grass.

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bradley said at 2:56 PM 05-13-2004:
Is this the designated thread for double posting?

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dave said at 2:57 PM 05-13-2004:
you guys should offer to pay the mad neighbor to do it.

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bradley said at 2:58 PM 05-13-2004:
Is this the designated thread for double posting?

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Cynthia said at 3:06 PM 05-13-2004:
We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea...

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connie [ url ]
said at 3:37 PM 05-13-2004:
This is biologically impossible, unless of course, your dandelions are a genetic mutation. Do you live around a chemical, petroleum, or nuclear facility of some kind, Josh?

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josh [email] said at 3:47 PM 05-13-2004:
why?

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connie said at 3:51 PM 05-13-2004:
I have never seen a dandelion grow that high in all my years. All I can imagine is either it is a mutation caused from a pollutant or a serious reccessive gene. (And I hope it's not something in the environment that can cause cancer.)

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josh [email] said at 3:57 PM 05-13-2004:
or perhaps we just live in a different part of the country and there are different strains of plants?

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connie said at 4:01 PM 05-13-2004:
I've lived in Louisiana and Illinois. Haven't seen a trophy like that yet!

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josh [email] said at 4:03 PM 05-13-2004:
We live in Maryland.

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connie said at 4:06 PM 05-13-2004:
Can I load a picture of Homer Simpson on here going "D'OH!" right here?

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pokey [email] said at 10:42 PM 05-14-2004:
You are so smart and hot.

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Michael [ url ]
said at 3:51 PM 05-13-2004:
cool shirt. didn't their bassist die recently?

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courtney [email] said at 4:46 PM 05-13-2004:
you should have a machete party.

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Michael said at 5:14 PM 05-13-2004:
I have visions of spurting blood, lost limbs, and half-empty nyquil bottles.

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jeff [email] said at 4:48 PM 05-13-2004:
This is clearly photoslopped.

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josh [email] said at 5:10 PM 05-13-2004:
I'll post some more.

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Randall said at 8:37 PM 05-13-2004:
Make crop circles in your yard. Then at least your complaining neighbor would have something to gawk at.

Plus, you could probably get the Discovery Channel to do a special about your yard.

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reggie [email] said at 10:39 AM 05-14-2004:
Ahh but therein lies a dilemma: if they can make crop circles the neighbors will just wonder why they don't cut the rest of it.

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Woody said at 11:27 AM 05-14-2004:
That's the purpose though, to blow their minds!

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bora said at 7:58 PM 05-14-2004:
make a wish! if your grass is that high then your bugs must be HUGE.

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